SOMEBODY SHOULD SEND STAR JONES A "LOVE MAKES YOU STUPID" T SHIRT

Give the Enquirer credit when it’s due- they reported about Star Jones kicking Al Reynolds out of the house early last February. Apparently she finally got sick of his golfing and working out at the gym while “not contributing financially to the household.” Although Star wouldn’t admit it, the abundant “Big Gay Al” rumors were tormenting her. Al is dropping hints about writing a book, so we’re thinking Star’s going to need an arsenal of legal skills to walk away from this corporately sponsored marriage intact. During her whirlwind courtship, Star should have listened to the advice that CJ of the Star Tribune in Minneapolis sent her: “A man who proposes so soon after meeting you doesn’t want you to know his real personality.”

12 Comments so far

1. By Winnie
   On April 24, 2008 at

   He is def a Faggot. Star was so desperate (by her own admission on the View) that she would have married the first one that asked her…and she did. She should have hired a P.I. to check him out..but maybe she didn’t want to know that he is a Faggot?

2. By Art Chic
   On April 24, 2008 at

   Like Sir “Freaky Daddy” Paul McCarthy, Star Jones knew EXACTLY what and who she was marrying!
   He flames so much that you can see him from outer space OF COURSE SHE KNEW HE WAS GAY.

3. By Lettuce Pray
   On April 24, 2008 at

   * is sad. * is lonely. * is confused. * is pitiful. * is still desperate for a man. * is screwed. Poor * .

4. By I'm a Lawyer
   On April 24, 2008 at

   She should just buy a blow-up doll with a weiner. Her case is hopeless. She’s gotta be marriage-shy now, and I’m sure all eligible guys will keep their distance.

5. By Anonymous
   On April 24, 2008 at

   Janet please stop promoting the enquirer. What happened to PAtrick Swayze weeks to live two months ago. They have zero credibility and no one reads that rag except old ladies.

6. By Anonymous
   On April 24, 2008 at

   This looks like Kanye West raided MisterRogers closet and fled to Knotts Berry Farm.

7. By Anonymous
   On April 24, 2008 at

   yes, yes and yes… she married a gay man… hard to believe someone that savvy didn’t know what she was getting into though… I think he started asking for too much money.

8. By babytee
   On April 25, 2008 at

   Big Gay Al is now free to date Mr. Toothy Tile-Jake Gyllenhaal.

9. By Willy Da Kid
   On April 25, 2008 at

   good for her…She talked with her fans on ” ____Tallmeet.com___ “sometimes.I saw her there few moments ago..she’s write some diary there..it’s interesting.U could konw how her daily life is.just search her username u can find out

10. By Sylvia
    On April 25, 2008 at

    I hope she was smart enough to have Gay Al sign a Pre-Nup.

11. By Anonymous
    On April 25, 2008 at

    I can’t stand Star Jones and feel no pity for her situation. She was so annoying on the view before the wedding!! Constantly talking about how HER marriage was for life and she would only marry for life…Blah…Blah…Blah..Can Hasselcrack’s marriage be the next to go belly up???…PLEASE!!!!!!!!

12. By Kelly Green
    On April 25, 2008 at

    Star’s eye’s stick out from the sockets. What is that. Is it from looking so hard for a man?

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