SOMEWHERE THERE'S A LANDFILL FULL OF EDDIE MURPHY'S UNDERWEAR

We ran into some talkative Teamsters this week who work for the studios and the subject of Eddie Murphy came up. They agreed that he is probably the most demanding and arrogant celebrity they ever worked with. Eddie doesn’t believe in recycling. Every morning when he’s shooting a movie he demands a new set of special underwear and socks with the TAGS still attached. He puts it on, and at the end of the day THROWS IT AWAY. (Nothing is washed and re-used.) His motor home is stocked with toiletries like mouthwash and toothpaste and beverages, etc. EVERYTHING that has been opened is THROWN AWAY at the end of the day. He won’t use an opened bottle of mouthwash! Is he afraid someone will try to poison him or is he just power-mad? Can someone explain this insanity?

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Posted by hoodlum on October 23, 2008

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1. By gay tallywacker
   On October 23, 2008 at

   Recession? What recession?

2. By FW
   On October 24, 2008 at

   What’s that in his nose?

3. By Anonymous
   On October 24, 2008 at

   Janet this man is disgusting rubbish. Why do you feature him so often? He makes your readers and sponsors leave in droves. How about some Chevy Chase or Joe Piscopo instead?

4. By gerard Vandenberg
   On October 24, 2008 at

   AMERICA has still racial-problems, folks?

5. By Anonymous
   On October 24, 2008 at

   Eddie Murphy CANNOT abide skidmarks.
   This is well-known in Tinseltown.

6. By uber too
   On October 24, 2008 at

   Regarding the last sentence: Because he is officially insane. The psycho needs help.

7. By Anonymous
   On October 24, 2008 at

   This is what happens when people have too much money.

8. By Anonymous
   On October 24, 2008 at

   Explain it? Easy. He’s an idiot. People can’t afford groceries lately and this f’n retard throws perfectly good products away. He should be forced to live the way the rest of us do. His prima donna act has worked this long, and he’ll keep doing it as long as they let him.

9. By pay-per-view
   On October 24, 2008 at

   I’m glad Nicole got rid of him. She was tired of looking down on him anyway.

10. By american in holland
    On October 24, 2008 at

    Ask Johnny Gill.

11. By gayle
    On October 24, 2008 at

    What a creep! I hope someone is bleaching those undies and socks and donating them to a men’s shelter or the homeless. There are a lot of men that could use some fresh underwear.
    Such a shame about this idiot too. He was so hilarious on SNL in his younger days.

12. By Hilda
    On October 24, 2008 at

    He “used” Johnny Gill’s ass, why hasn’t he thrown that out?

13. By Hilda
    On October 24, 2008 at

    He “used” Johnny Gill’s ass, why hasn’t he thrown that out?

14. By Hilda
    On October 24, 2008 at

    He “used” Johnny Gill’s ass, why hasn’t he thrown that out?

15. By Anonymous
    On October 24, 2008 at

    eddie is a known cornholer

16. By Anonymous
    On October 25, 2008 at

    He’s just upset that his girl wants to party all the time

17. By Briar
    On October 27, 2008 at

    Funny eh? But he does not hesitate to swap body fluids and have unprotected sex??????
    Total looser

18. By Jewboy
    On October 27, 2008 at

    If I was in his position I’d insist on the same. it’s not like he won’t get into anything but a new car, these are toiletries and underwear, maybe 40-50 bucks a day at the most. Probably the least expensive things on the movie set, cheap if it keeps the talent happy.

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