This story is just too funny not to tell. This weekend a very exclusive fund raising dinner for 35 was held at a Brentwood home for Republican Lynn Swann who’s running for governor of Pennsylvania. (He’s the former football star.) The host of this ultra pricey dinner is a close friend of our president and he’s divorced, so he ordered up a call girl to be his date. The party was seated at dinner when the Asian “escort” arrived and she sat down and started licking the hosts ear! The host told her to knock it off and shortly after, she slid under the table and started thrashing about and kicking and screaming incoherantly having some sort of convulsive drug induced fit! Diners leaped up from their chairs and she pulled the tablecloth off and crashing dishes flew everywhere. 911 was called and tablemates tried to calm her by now her kicking and writhing revealed she wore no underpants, was covered with purple bruises, and she was foaming at the mouth. Horrified diners tried not to look as paramedics carted her off. The host was nonplussed as the table was being reset he simply told the shaken waiter ” I had the salmon.” The dinner raised a million dollars for Swann.


Posted by Janet on June 11, 2006

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  1. By Neighbor
    On June 22, 2006 at

    Janet, whatta story … your site is going to be very addictive! Fundraisers have sure changed since the days of Ron & Nancy –

  2. By Bdazzle
    On June 22, 2006 at

    typical republican!

  3. By Margaret Hand Cicalese
    On June 22, 2006 at

    Why would a Pennsylvania Gubernatorial candidate be raising money for his campaign in Brentwood, California?

  4. By Hilary
    On June 22, 2006 at

    yeah typical republican – if the host was a democrat the call girl would have been working the host’s willie between her drug induced seizure.

  5. By rudgrl
    On June 22, 2006 at

    Sheesh when will you repub apologists give up the 3rd grade schoolyard taunt ‘I know what I am, but what are you?’ meme.
    Clinton got a blowjob, and you probably never will, get over it!
    This is a specific story, about a specific person, at a specific event.
    Please keep in mind Dems aren’t the ones trying to pawn themselves off as the party of ‘Family Values’. It is the Republican hypocrites that set themselves up to this type of scrutiny.
    Besides how do you actually know the host didn’t get a lil’ somethin’, somethin’ under the table? Just saying.

  6. By Neighbor
    On June 22, 2006 at

    Clinton lied under oath. That’s much different than a blowjob.

  7. By Jenny DeWilde
    On June 22, 2006 at

    That story is so crazy it doesn’t even sound believable!

  8. By AlexanderNevermind
    On June 23, 2006 at

    Sorry, but this is a huge fabrication! Give us a source for this story! Not only do I have my own blog, but I have not seen anythign about this story anywhere. Where is the source for this?

  9. By Sexay Moma
    On June 23, 2006 at

    Fun Story! Keep ’em coming!
    I didn’t even know Lynn Swan was runnning for Gov!

  10. By Bemc99
    On June 26, 2006 at

    Clinton lied about a blowjob. Nobody’s business but his and Hill’s. Bush lied about a war, and thousands are dead. Get real republicans!

  11. By BooBoo
    On June 30, 2006 at

    Bush took an oath, too. He lies daily and gets your friends, neighbors and relatives killed, as well as destroying the economy by paying off all his business partners, who he has placed in powerful positions in YOUR government. Exxon has just posted the highest profit in the history of American corporations, and you have to make a choice between gas money to get to work and food or health insurance. Don’t tell me this site is festering with Republicans, I was just starting to get into it! can’t we all play nice and just gossip about the worthless cartoon characters who live in Hollywood?

  12. By Anonymous
    On July 4, 2006 at

    Well said, BooBoo!

  13. By Anonymous
    On July 12, 2006 at

    Great headline!

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