SUDDENLY CHRISTIAN BALE IS ALMOST INVISIBLE

Former Vice President Dick Cheney was probably very flattered when he heard that Christian Bale was playing him in the film “Backseat,” but he might not be quite so thrilled when he sees the film. The handsome actor gained a whole lot of weight and he has an unflattering hairstyle. The movie is now in post production but Christian can’t start losing the weight until they are certain there won’t be any reshoots. Meanwhile he’s enjoying the anonymity of an ordinary schlub from the midwest. He’s not buying any nice large size clothing so he can go anywhere without being noticed. It must be odd NOT to have women staring at him and doors opening…

(Above Christian in New York in camo pants)

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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4 thoughts on “SUDDENLY CHRISTIAN BALE IS ALMOST INVISIBLE

  1. Who was the genius that green-lighted a feature film about “Dick?” 🙁

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