SUDDENLY SINGLE

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On Wednesday June 28, Jessica Simpson started preparing for the holiday weekend with a fake tan – of course. She was waiting her turn in the lobby of the Uvasun tanning salon in West Hollywood and picked up a magazine on the table. As she was flipping through the pages she suddenly let out a squeal and blurted out “I’M NOT DIVORCED YET!” She tossed the weekly back on the table clucking “They’re wrong – they ALWAYS get it wrong!” But it didn’t dampen her spirits. She laughed and joked with other customers before getting her tanning bed and liquid sun combo so she’s bikini ready for the weekend. (Two day later the divorce apparently WAS final, according to US Weekly.)

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Posted by Janet on June 30, 2006

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  1. By Onch
    On June 30, 2006 at

    love your page,….keep up the good work!!

  2. By Amplified
    On June 30, 2006 at

    Jess looks good here. With her, it’s hit or miss.
    But definitely ditch the part in the middle, please.

  3. By anonymous
    On June 30, 2006 at

    jessica you don’t need a tanning booth!!!

  4. By Anonymous
    On June 30, 2006 at

    did she pay

  5. By stuck in LA, and underpaid.
    On July 1, 2006 at

    GO JANET!
    GO JANET!
    keep bringin’ hell-A and the rest of the world quick celebrity gossip of hollywierd.

  6. By stuck in LA #2
    On July 1, 2006 at

    We strongly believe Jess needs to get her ego down a bit, and reunite with Nick.
    He’s an amazing genuine guy.
    Hard to find these days, esp. here in LA

  7. By Neighbor
    On July 1, 2006 at

    oops… she’s got roots there.

  8. By anonymous
    On July 2, 2006 at

    When is her 15 minutes up?

  9. By lvberly
    On July 2, 2006 at

    Her 15 min. will never be up and i’m glad because I like her even better with out Nick. He’s such a bore. She is young and still has a lot of living and growing to do. And now that she realizes, that she’s living like a women in her 20’s. Foot-lose and Fancy-free. Men leave their marrages to be single and play the field! THIS SISTA IS DOIN IT FOR HERSELF….GOOD FOR HER! Ashley gets to learn by watching her sister, but most of us have to learn through trial and error. Jessica’s not afraid to!

  10. By Anonymous
    On July 2, 2006 at

    Nick resented her sudden rise in fame while he was being left in her dust. He was jealous of her. He is such a has-been and she is just getting started.

  11. By Anonymous
    On July 4, 2006 at

    The thing unique and attention-worthy with her in the first place was her being a young bride — stupid, flawed, and talentless, yes, but with some claim to innocence and dignity. Now, she’s just another ‘foot-loose and fancy-free” party girl — and stupid, flawed, and talentless isn’t quite so impressive. In fact, it’s pretty dime-a-dozen — and with much better bargains for your dime available from other ‘starlets’.

  12. By Anonymous
    On July 5, 2006 at

    Dumb blondes unite!

  13. By Carol E. Cox
    On August 10, 2006 at

    She’s a Brunette. That and $5.99 for bleach at Walmart makes her a Bleached Brunette. This puts her in the Dumb Bleached Brunette category which is what all the so-called “Dumb Blondes” are. Blondes are actively disassociating from Bleached Brunettes. Pass it on.

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