SURI CRUISE IS GETTING BIGGER BY THE MINUTE

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Tom Cruise is starting to look short – EVEN next to his two and a half year old daughter Suri. (If, indeed, that is her age.) In this photo she looks quite tall, in fact over half his size. Soon she won’t be so easy to carry.

24 Comments so far

1. By Mo Knows Men
   On December 8, 2008 at

   As his career slowly faces, Tommy Grrrrrrrrrrrl gets smaller and smaller.
   Soon we’ll see Suri carrying him out of hotels.

2. By Rita is an old fat dike
   On December 8, 2008 at

   Tom is a freak and evryone knows it!

3. By We hate Reta too
   On December 8, 2008 at

   HIS CAREER IS OVER!

4. By Anonymous
   On December 8, 2008 at

   She is at least 3 1/2 or 4

5. By bonnie blizzard
   On December 8, 2008 at

   That is not Suri. She is a little over 2 years old and small and delicate. That is not her. She is even smaller than normal for her age, because Scientology shuns regular baby milk products and endorses a barley liquid concoction. Plus kids are not allowed vitamins or certain foods in SCI.

6. By Anonymous
   On December 8, 2008 at

   In April 2009, Suri will turn 3 years old

7. By Anonymous
   On December 8, 2008 at

   Freak! I still wonder if Suri isn’t from Katie’s ex…

8. By Anonymous
   On December 8, 2008 at

   He lost many fans when he decided to do anti american films.
   Val… will flop.
   Will his ego take another blow stay tuned for a possible meltdown.
   Suri is so cute in her little fur coat.

9. By Anonymous
   On December 8, 2008 at

   Didn’t Tom’s first wife, Mimi Rodgers, tell us he was sterile? Are we supposed to have forgotten that

10. By Anonymous
    On December 9, 2008 at

    Anyone else fed up with celebrity baby pictues? Enough already, this is pure exploitation.

11. By gerard Vandenberg
    On December 9, 2008 at

    He’s doing this specially for dumb & naive americans who like to say:
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, SOOOOO CUUUUUUUUTE, ADOOOOOOORABLE, I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS SCENE!!

12. By gerard Vandenberg
    On December 9, 2008 at

    Suri is almost bigger than the DWARF!!

13. By bonnie blizzard
    On December 9, 2008 at

    Bonnie Blizzard again: Friends, et al, I would like to revise my stooopid comment of 6:29 PM. This has to be Suri. It just threw me off as to how big this kid looks… and actually it’s all about how short the SCI-master is.

14. By Jasper's Goat
    On December 9, 2008 at

    Things I believe:
    He is a faggot.
    He is shooting blanks….he has no swimmers.
    He will shun wife or off-spring if they do not go along with Scientology.
    He is ruthless.
    His last movies especially suck.
    His days are numbered.

15. By Anonymous
    On December 9, 2008 at

    OH MY GOD?!??!!?!??! SHE IS WEARING A COAT!!!

16. By Victoria
    On December 9, 2008 at

    If you want a baby and you can afford the right medical treatments, you can have one. There are new treatments that Tom could have had. They can create a man’s sperm. Suri is his biological child. And there are too many people who have access to her and would get her DNA and test it. A strand of hair, etc.
    That’s the real problem with Prince Harry…

17. By Miss Eva
    On December 9, 2008 at

    Prince Harry already had his DNA test; I think it was last year. Too bad we’re not privy to the results, but it’s so very obvious that he’s James Hewitt’s kid. NO ONE on either side of the royal family has that little upturned nose, the coloring or the general look he has. Incidentally, years ago there was a big scandal in Europe where people swore–and still swear– that Queen Elizabeth’s third child, Andrew, was not fathered by the never-faithful Phillip. Good for her!! And Elizabeth herself, of course, was sired with the help of a turkey baster by the crafty Lady Bowles-Lyon, whose husband was a total sexual failure, as was his brother, the Duke of Windsor. Read your history, people!

18. By Anonymous
    On December 9, 2008 at

    First of all, those are Suri’s trademark shoes but why is everyone squabbling about her size? Is that a fur coat she is wearing?????

19. By Gerard the Faggot
    On December 10, 2008 at

    I am the size of Tom Cruise’s dick!!

20. By Anonymous
    On December 11, 2008 at

    Miss Eva, we need to get together and compare notes! I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.

21. By Anonymous
    On December 13, 2008 at

    AAH!! Its turning into a giant cuckoo baby!!! I knew we should have checked out the parents when we bought it over the border. Now where did I leave that receipt?

22. By Anonymous
    On December 27, 2008 at

    Victoria,Where does one get the book on the turkey baster insemination, re: Queen Elizabeth? Harry resembles Hewitt exactly, maybe the reason the Royal Family sent him to Iraq, get rid of him as he dies a hero.

23. By Anonymous
    On December 27, 2008 at

    TV movie reviewers seem reluctant to say anything negative about Cruse’s latest movie. Seems like people are afraid of him. TC must be very powerful, sort of his own vengeful mafia. So so creepy. Katie had her face all screwed up and frowning as she declared her love for Tom last night on ET.

24. By Anonymous
    On December 27, 2008 at

    1. They knocked Katie out
    2. She got turkey basted with a Cruise relative’s sperm
    3. Creepy

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