Comments on: SURI CRUISE IS GETTING BIGGER BY THE MINUTE

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 05:11:36 +0000

1. They knocked Katie out
2. She got turkey basted with a Cruise relative’s sperm
3. Creepy

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 04:56:59 +0000

TV movie reviewers seem reluctant to say anything negative about Cruse’s latest movie. Seems like people are afraid of him. TC must be very powerful, sort of his own vengeful mafia. So so creepy. Katie had her face all screwed up and frowning as she declared her love for Tom last night on ET.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 04:51:33 +0000

Victoria,Where does one get the book on the turkey baster insemination, re: Queen Elizabeth? Harry resembles Hewitt exactly, maybe the reason the Royal Family sent him to Iraq, get rid of him as he dies a hero.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 05:27:56 +0000

AAH!! Its turning into a giant cuckoo baby!!! I knew we should have checked out the parents when we bought it over the border. Now where did I leave that receipt?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:31:30 +0000

Miss Eva, we need to get together and compare notes! I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.

By: Gerard the Faggot

Gerard the Faggot — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:50:53 +0000

I am the size of Tom Cruise’s dick!!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:54:02 +0000

First of all, those are Suri’s trademark shoes but why is everyone squabbling about her size? Is that a fur coat she is wearing?????

By: Miss Eva

Miss Eva — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 10:44:50 +0000

Prince Harry already had his DNA test; I think it was last year. Too bad we’re not privy to the results, but it’s so very obvious that he’s James Hewitt’s kid. NO ONE on either side of the royal family has that little upturned nose, the coloring or the general look he has. Incidentally, years ago there was a big scandal in Europe where people swore–and still swear– that Queen Elizabeth’s third child, Andrew, was not fathered by the never-faithful Phillip. Good for her!! And Elizabeth herself, of course, was sired with the help of a turkey baster by the crafty Lady Bowles-Lyon, whose husband was a total sexual failure, as was his brother, the Duke of Windsor. Read your history, people!

By: Victoria

Victoria — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:47:42 +0000

If you want a baby and you can afford the right medical treatments, you can have one. There are new treatments that Tom could have had. They can create a man’s sperm. Suri is his biological child. And there are too many people who have access to her and would get her DNA and test it. A strand of hair, etc.
That’s the real problem with Prince Harry…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:45:52 +0000

OH MY GOD?!??!!?!??! SHE IS WEARING A COAT!!!