Take In

This A-list celebrity diva isn’t as young as she used to be, but her appetite for sex hasn’t dimmed in the least. She says sex is the only thing that calms her down and she is VERY high strung. She is driving her man crazy – insisting that he consume large amounts of viagra to keep her satisfied. She was first in line to get her hands on “The Weekender” – the new viagra that lasts three days without side effects. Still, her man feels like he’s being used for sex. What will he do if he finds out his nonstop sexual efforts aren’t enough – she’s been “ordering in” male companionship when he’s not around?

Posted by Janet on December 23, 2006

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  1. By Hedda Bopper
    On December 24, 2006 at

    Well Poor Aunt Bea from Andy Griffith show is a horny woman.Naughty Girls with hair buns need love too……Oye Vey

  2. By Anonymous
    On December 24, 2006 at

    Sharon Stone

  3. By Anonymous
    On December 24, 2006 at

    Cher? Demi Moore?

  4. By toby
    On December 24, 2006 at

    Cameron Diaz, who has recently been quoted all over the press about how sex calms her down. She is also firmly 30-something, which qualifies as “isn’t as young as she used to be” (actually, she’s not aging well at all).

  5. By Anonymous
    On December 24, 2006 at

    Melanie Griffith

  6. By Kate
    On December 24, 2006 at

    Sharon Stone.

  7. By Anonymous
    On December 24, 2006 at

    Pamela Anderson

  8. By Anonymous
    On December 24, 2006 at

    Goldie Hawn

  9. By Anonymous
    On December 24, 2006 at

    Janice Dickenson?

  10. By Anonymous
    On December 24, 2006 at

    Toby’s right – it’s Cameron Diaz.

  11. By Anonymous
    On December 24, 2006 at

    Wait a second…Justin Timberlake taking Viagra???

  12. By james
    On December 24, 2006 at

    What is up with you people??? Sharon Stone? Goldie Hawn? Janice Dickenson??????? THE LADY SAID A-LIST !!! (and she certainly did not mean in the past tense) It sounds like it has to be Cameron Diaz…poor dear.

  13. By Anonymous
    On December 24, 2006 at

    Males younger than JT are taking Viagra. I remember reading about Cameron mentioning that to relax she has sex. I have to agree, it’s a great way to relax. Be careful on the “ordering in” Cam.

  14. By Anonymous
    On December 24, 2006 at

    It’s Janet Jackson

  15. By Anonymous
    On December 25, 2006 at

    The actual truth is that Janet read the blurb about Cameron’s preferential use of sex for combatting stress and she used it to create a completely bogus blind item, most of which she pulled completely out of her a**. Nothing except the sex-when-stressed part is remotely true.

  16. By american_in_holland
    On December 25, 2006 at

    I was thinking the same thing. I’ve seen other columnists create a “blind item” around a blurb in US Weekly. Better to steal from the British tabs. Entertainment Lawyer has some pretty outrageous blind items.

  17. By Anonymous
    On December 25, 2006 at

    Diva makes me think of Celine Dion or Mariah Carey…Celine would make sense her husband is much older……Diva also makes me think Barbra Streisand….who says it has to be an actress?

  18. By Anonymous
    On December 25, 2006 at

    Janet has it in for Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake. She had that item a while back that they broke up.

  19. By Anonymous
    On December 26, 2006 at

    The weekender that Janet refers to is not a new viagra but CIALIS, that claims to stay in the bloodstream for ~3 days.
    Remember, a prolonged erection is dangerous as it can cause gang green.

  20. By Charlotte
    On December 26, 2006 at

    This might be out there, but I think it might be Catherine Zeta-Jones, only because of the A-list clue and the reference to her not being as young as she used to be…hmm…

  21. By Anonymous
    On December 26, 2006 at

    IT’S JANET HOTKARLTON! oh I thought you said “Z” list! oops!

  22. By maggie
    On December 26, 2006 at

    This just screams J. Lo to me. I can even see marc anthony being so whipped that he would actually take the pills for her.

  23. By Anonymous
    On December 26, 2006 at

    Janet Jackson

  24. By Anonymous
    On December 26, 2006 at

    cameron diaz, she said it’s the best stress reliever which is true!

  25. By Paulette
    On December 26, 2006 at

    The A list hint gives it away——SHARON STONE

  26. By Anonymous
    On December 26, 2006 at

    OK guys… it’s got to be Madonna. It doesn’t say it’s an actress. Madonna is the diva of all divas and everyone always talks about how old she is. And you know she’s high strung. Cam sounds like a good guess, but I think Madonna is better.

  27. By Anonymous
    On December 26, 2006 at

    Catherine Zeta-Jones

  28. By Brainy Smurf
    On December 27, 2006 at

    Eva Longoria.
    Her cheating is what broke her up with Tony the first time…and will probably again.

  29. By jan
    On December 27, 2006 at

    morons!! It’s Barbra Streisand. She married James Brolin because he looked like Bill Clinton who she had been banging in the White House..until Hill had her name dropped at the gate.

  30. By Judy Jew
    On December 27, 2006 at

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  31. By Judy Jew
    On December 27, 2006 at

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  32. By Anonymous
    On December 28, 2006 at

    cameron diaz!!!!!!!!!!

  33. By Anonymous
    On December 28, 2006 at

    I agree it’s Janet Jackson…

  34. By Anonymous
    On December 28, 2006 at

    You mean gangrene?

  35. By Countess Lurkula
    On December 28, 2006 at

    my money is on Catherine Zeta Jones… its karma for Michael Douglas & his deeds during his last marriage.

  36. By hedda Bopper, The Real One
    On December 29, 2006 at

    Golda Meir…oye vey…

  37. By Anonymous
    On January 17, 2007 at

    Nooooo Guys! It’s Halley Berry

  38. By Anonymous
    On February 16, 2007 at

    Heather Locklear

  39. By "What? !!!!!"
    On March 6, 2007 at

    Janet Jackson??? Hell no! Guys! Come to think of Jermaine Dupris (JD) taking viagra! ….. Come on now! ….. :-)

  40. By "What? !!!!!"
    On March 6, 2007 at

    Janet Jackson??? Hell no! Guys! Come to think of Jermaine Dupris (JD) taking viagra! ….. Come on now! ….. :-)

  41. By bh journalist
    On March 11, 2007 at

    Madonna, Babra Streisand or both!

  42. By Anonymous
    On March 26, 2007 at

    Nobody’s guessed Whitney Houston?

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    On April 30, 2007 at

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