THE BOMB SNIFFING DOG THAT OSCAR WILL NEVER FORGET

Oscarcutball.jpg
The Oscar people are frantically prepping the Governor’s Ballroom for the celebrity studded ball after the Oscars. The ceiling fabric, the plants, the furniture are all in place. Staffers have daily meetings discussing EVERYTHING from earthquakes, to fires, to drunken actors, that could possibly go wrong and how to avoid or handle it. They don’t want a repeat of the INCIDENT that happened last year! At the last minute the ballroom is always completely searched by bomb sniffing dogs. Last year one of the German Shepherds left a big pile of poop under a table! It wasn’t discovered until the dinner had begun and guests seated at that table were NOT happy. It was a smelly mess. This year they hired people who are assigned to follow the bomb sniffers and make sure they don’t leave any deposits!

Facebooktwittergoogle_plusredditpinterestlinkedinmail

Posted by hoodlum on February 19, 2008

There are 9 Comments.  TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!

9 Comments so far

  1. By Anonymous
    On February 19, 2008 at

    Last year one of the German Shepherds left a big pile of poop under a table! It wasn’t discovered until the dinner had begun and guests seated at that table were NOT happy.
    That dog deserves a box of dog bones. They got exactly what they deserved. Most of the people in attendance are full of it.

  2. By Anonymous
    On February 19, 2008 at

    They just make them eat poo-tasting food and look the other way, keeping quiet when stars do their degenerate poo things with each other.

  3. By gerard Vandenberg
    On February 19, 2008 at

    ………….ASK BRITNEY INSTEAD!!

  4. By Anonymous
    On February 19, 2008 at

    The Oscars are full of crap so last year’s surprise under the table was apropos.

  5. By Carmine ragusa
    On February 19, 2008 at

    The dog was Jake Gyllenhaal’s shepard ‘Atticus’. Jake is a homosexual and the dog makes him feel more ‘manly’ when cruising parking lots at night.

  6. By Anonymous
    On February 20, 2008 at

    woof woof!the movies this yr. are terrible choices.

  7. By Anonymous
    On February 20, 2008 at

    That’s funny! Way to go, pooch!

  8. By Anonymous
    On February 20, 2008 at

    lauren graham’s dog hannah the german shepard.

  9. By Red Rover
    On February 20, 2008 at

    Viva!!! to man’s best friend. I wish he had s*** on a $1000 pair of Jimmy Choo’s. LOL

9 Responses to “THE BOMB SNIFFING DOG THAT OSCAR WILL NEVER FORGET”




XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>

By submitting a comment here you grant www.janetcharltonshollywood.com Want more details? Visit my bio and click on link! a perpetual license to reproduce your words and name/web site in attribution. Inappropriate comments will be removed at admin's discretion.

Follow Janet


blog advertising is good for you

Categories

Custom Search
© 2006-2012. All rights reserved. Janet Charlton's Hollywood.
Web Development by Strange, Funny, Weird, Dark | Private Policy

blog advertising is good for you

NEW UPDATE CHECK IT OUT - HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT!

  • HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT
    |

    Love him or hate him, this guy is a loudmouth who doesn’t hesitate to tell it like he sees it- but there’s one thing he NEVER talks about: his prostate problem. Long story short: he LEAKS! He likes to project an image of macho virility, but under his custom made suits are custom made “diapers.” He’s VERY self-conscious and has absorbent but undetectable “panty liners” sewn into all his underwear, to avoid wet spots. Thanks to his arrogant behavior, he has more than a few enemies and he’s terrified his secret will be exposed and he’ll be forever ridiculed!

    Facebooktwittergoogle_plusredditpinterestlinkedinmail
  • RSSArchive for NEW UPDATE CHECK IT OUT - HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT! »

Janet Charlton’s Hollywood Blog Archives

Previously Posted Items

December 2018
M T W T F S S
« Nov    
 12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930
31