THE CHOCOLATE MARIO LOPEZ HAS QUITE A PHYSIQUE

This larger than life chocolate sculpture of Mario Lopez made us stop in our tracks. The abs are nice, but the hair and eyebrows? Not so much. The Dove company created the likeness out of dark chocolate and mint to promote their new product that “tastes as good as it looks.” Much as we love chocolate – we think the REAL Mario Lopez looks tastier in this situation. Maybe a chocolate statue of a cocker spaniel or a jukebox would have been more appetizing.

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Posted by Janet on August 1, 2013

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  1. By palermo
    On August 1, 2013 at

    Utterly stupid, it looks like he has white hair

  2. By Gemma St. Cloud
    On August 1, 2013 at

    Who is this guy?

  3. By abe
    On August 1, 2013 at

    he broke the mold for b-listers.

  4. By Christine India
    On August 2, 2013 at

    He is such a playa and a ladies’ man, and he has been for a looong time. Was so surprised to see him marry his baby mama. Rumors are she made him sign a no-cheat clause, and if she caught him, he would cough up big bucks. When he was married the first time, the marriage lasted 2 weeks, as he was caught cheating on the horneymoon. Seems like ladies can’t resist those dimples? lol

  5. By Hugh Janus
    On August 2, 2013 at

    I hear he has a teeny peeny.

  6. By Denise
    On August 3, 2013 at

    Gross. That will put me off chocolate for about a year.

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