THE DAY OF THE DIVA IS OVER

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Liza Minnelli, 68, may be a legend but that no longer excuses bad behavior. According to Page Six she was hired to shoot an ad for Pine Brothers Cough Drops (our favorite) and had a mile long list of demands. They included two cartons of cigarettes, a humidifier, 6 cases of Bai antioxidant drink, food and body scales, black Egyptian cotton towels, a $400 coffee service, AND SO ON. (Plus hair and makeup.) It was all waiting for her on shoot day, but she backed out, saying she felt “too much pressure.” Frantic producers called no-nonsense Martha Stewart, 72, and she rushed over and was camera ready in ten minutes. She shot the ad, which ran during The Golden Globes, like a pro. She earned around a million dollars for forty minutes of work! It’s time for Liza and all the other divas in the world – to snap OUT of it! We no longer choose to indulge self-centered people. What the world needs, is more women like Martha Stewart who get the job DONE.

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6 thoughts on “THE DAY OF THE DIVA IS OVER

  1. Liza is an extremely knarly dyke who should not have the status to demand anything. Martha probably leaked this story to improve her “nice” image but all these slubs with the outlandish demands should find themselves on the outs.

  2. Liza is well known all over NYC for her antics and lesbian sex in public places whenever she was able to “score”. Knarly is a kind word in this case for her.

  3. I would love it if the “day of the diva” is over. Now can someone please tell Jennifer Lopez NO when she makes her ridiculous demands?

  4. Lopez is trash and a discredit to all Hispanics.

    Liza, like Hillary Clinton, is well known as having a voracious appetite for female sex. Unlike Hillary, she was happy to exhibit this craving in many a public place. Many a female restroom in NYC bars were known as “Liza’s place”!

  5. Very important so will repeat:

    Lopez is trash and a discredit to all Hispanics. She was happy to give up unlimited backside to BLACKS in return for fame.

    Liza, like Hillary Clinton, is well known as having a voracious appetite for female sex. Unlike Hillary, she was happy to exhibit this craving in many a public place. Many a female restroom in NYC bars were known as “Liza’s place”!

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