THE FRENCH PRESIDENT MAKES TOM CRUISE LOOK TALL

French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife Carla Bruni voted together in Paris. Rumors of infidelity continue to dog their marriage, but no women (or men) have come forward and sold their “kiss and tell” stories to magazines there, and the First Couple is still together. Did you know he is only 5’5” and always wears lifts in his shoes?

Posted by Janet on March 21, 2010

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  1. By dandy lion
    On March 21, 2010 at

    Having a mistress or mistresses on the side has been a part of French culture for decades. As long as it is discreet, no one makes a big deal of it. Carla herself has a very raunchy background, so she won’t delve into his activities. She likes the mansion and all that goes with it. When Bill Clinton was in the midst of his scandal with Monica, the French were shocked that it was on the news for months on end. They’re totally used to it.

  2. By MamaSan
    On March 21, 2010 at

    On the basis of their shared shortness, maybe tiny Tom will try to convert Nicolas to Scientology and the entire country if he could. However, it has been in the newspaper that the French are very wary of
    SCI……if this is true, they are smarter than Tommy and his host of brain-washed cultists.

  3. By right
    On March 21, 2010 at

    He’s tall enough to get his head between her legs. That’s tall enough.

  4. By Reta
    On March 21, 2010 at

    He may be short but he has the head size of a tall tall man.

  5. By Lenny
    On March 22, 2010 at

    Boy, has she landed well. Below average actress, so so model, did so nude work, but she got his attention.

  6. By Palermo
    On March 22, 2010 at

    Forget how short he is, what the hell did she do to her face, she looks like that Wildenstein woman now

  7. By Jasper's Goat
    On March 22, 2010 at

    She has by her own admission always been a free spirit. She is not aging well and is just glad to have a palace to pursue her music interests, likely turning a blind eye to his philandering. tee hee hee

  8. By captain america
    On March 23, 2010 at

    …………a DWARF is a DWARF, folks!!

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