THE GIRLS STILL LOVE CLAY AIKEN
Clay Aiken’s album sales might be a bit sluggish, but he’s still a thrill in concert to his legions of female fans. He recently appeared with the Minnesota Orchestra and according to the local Star Tribune’s reporter CJ, a frenzied female fan tossed her panties onstage a la Tom Jones. What possessed her to do this staggers the imagination, but a member of the orchestra picked up the undies and planned to get Clay to autograph them after the show. Imagine their surprise when they found a photo of the pantythrower and presumably her phone number, taped to the crotch of the panties! Honey, you’re barking up the wrong tree!