THE HONEY BOO BOO WEDDING WILL BE A RATINGS GOLD MINE
How did the producers of “Honey Boo Boo” talk Mama June into MARRYING the father of their child, Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson, today on camera? June and Mike have been together happily unmarried for nine years after meeting online, and neither showed ANY interest in tying the knot. Certainly the reality show producers saw big profits in having a Georgia redneck wedding and plenty of money changed hands. June realized it would be a very profitable move and they might as well do it on TV. Added bonus: Alana “Honey Boo Boo” is happy to see her parents married. If Alana gets a college education out of all this, it will be worth it.