THE IVY CHOKES ON A GLUT OF CELEBRITIES

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On Sunday The Ivy was packed with celebrities yearning for publicity and attention. They all sat outside (at separate tables) as close to the paparazzi as possible and ironically they all walked out at once. Imagine the chaos as celebrities collided with valet parking attendants, pedestrians, fans and photographers in front of the restaurant! Camera loving Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne, Mel B and her questionable husband Stephen Belafonte, and the ubiquitous Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt all posed together as if they were old friends. Ozzy looks slimmer, and Heidi made sure her Chanel gloves and Hermes bag were prominently featured.

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15 thoughts on “THE IVY CHOKES ON A GLUT OF CELEBRITIES

  1. Heidi and Spencer are NOT celebrities. They are brainless talentless morons and a waste of skin.

  2. What’s with Mel’s fat head husband sticking his mug in that shot? I’d a thought he would have dumped her by now and taken the tour money and run. I hear he likes their new nannie..a lot! That’s the rumor at the tennis club that she takes care of more than just the kids! But then we know Mel’s bi and probably joins in.

  3. They are all materialistic and selfish. The little they do for charity is just for show. Don’t they ever go by a cemetery and think of their mortality…then where will their fame and fortune get them. Or maybe they think they are immortal. All heathens living for the moment and not thinking of their eternal soul.

  4. The food at the Ivy is far less tasty than the delicious Mexican buffet I frequent weekly. Over-priced and over-hyped, just like most everything else in the land of the weirdos who inhabit Gollyweird. To see and be seen is all these shallow humans live for.

  5. The Z-list getting some attention. Pathetic and even more pathetic is that Janet you think this is news worthy. No, most pathetic of all is that we’re visiting your site to read this nonsense.

  6. The bigger the losers are, the more photographers, folks!!

  7. Celebrities?
    Where?
    All I see a has-been rocker who’s so close to death he tickle it’s belly, and his sucked and tucked and pimped and primped wife who has no known talent other than being a British
    b i t c h.
    A former girl-bander-dancing-queen with an illegitnate child by a known tranny chaser and her crook of a husband.
    And last and least, two non-reality show non-stars who’d sell their souls and the souls of each other for a few minutes of Ivy papparazzi time.
    I don’t see celebrities.
    Real celebrities don’t go to the Ivy.
    Fame seeking whore mongering has-beens do.

  8. Please, Janet, do not waste a single letter on Heidi and Spencer. They are talentless idiots who don’t deserve any attention.

  9. Don’t forget about Piers Morgan (behind Ozzy).
    Another self-deluded idiot with an overblown ego who thinks he’s worthy of fame for being the editor of a crappy British tabloid.

  10. “…Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne, Mel B and her questionable husband Stephen Belafonte, and the ubiquitous Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt…”
    Eh, where are the “celebrities”?

  11. “Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne, Mel B and her questionable husband Stephen Belafonte, and the ubiquitous Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt…”
    Eeh, where are the celebrities?

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