THE JERSEY SHORE GUIDOS COULD WASH UP ON MALIBU BEACH

Aspiring Guidos (top photo) were hoping to fill their shoes, but just as we predicted, the Jersey Shore kids came to their senses and signed with MTV for another season of the show. We were concerned that the second time around might fall flat, but MTV is smarter than we realized. The Jersey Shore kids will NOT be going back to the same house or even the same beach. MTV says they will be relocated to a “warmer climate” – they haven’t decided where. This is a brilliant notion – imagine Snooki and The Situation surfing in Malibu, hanging with models on South Beach, or topless at the French Riviera! We’re talking cultural shock, here, and it’s going to be fun. The question is, will the Jersey kids change according to their environment or will the environment be changed by them?

Posted by Janet on January 30, 2010

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  1. By right
    On January 30, 2010 at

    Mutts.

  2. By Helena Handbasket
    On January 30, 2010 at

    I just threw up in my mouth a little…

  3. By right
    On January 31, 2010 at

    It’s a sad commentary when nobodies like this garner media attention. Just proves there is nothing left to write about. Janet, you are on the way out. The fact you believe this embarrassing group warrants space on your blog, proves you no longer are able to decide what stories are newsworthy.

  4. By Reta
    On January 31, 2010 at

    PUUUULLLLEEEEZE keep these low lifes on the east coast!!! That’s not even far enough away already! Disgusting excuses for humasn beings and I don’t know why you keep promoting them Janet!!

  5. By Bu
    On January 31, 2010 at

    I’m so over them already!

  6. By palermo
    On January 31, 2010 at

    shudder …

  7. By biscuit
    On January 31, 2010 at

    Hooray, I don’t have MTV, cable, etc, I have 20 channels and don’t pay a penny for them. That’s all I need. This remote, I need this remote, and this chair, that’s all I need too. Oh and this paddleball, I need that.

  8. By Malario
    On January 31, 2010 at

    These irritating guinea bastards should be taken care of like they do the trash in long island.

  9. By dee cee
    On January 31, 2010 at

    we are italian dung beetles?

  10. By Jasper's Goat
    On January 31, 2010 at

    To just simply look at Snooki is just so ( ) (can’t find the word).

    Mafia: ‘Wash up on Jersey Beach’ ??

  11. By captain america
    On February 1, 2010 at

    well, THE SHAPE OF AN ANUS WITH PRETENDING WITH THEIR MOUTH IS NO COINCIDENCE.

    yep………………..FAGGOTS!!

  12. By Natalie
    On February 1, 2010 at

    Who even watches this show? I’ve never seen an episode, nor will I ever lower myself to.

  13. By Jasper's Goat
    On February 1, 2010 at

    They are repulsive and dirty looking. Who would watch this trash?

  14. By anonymous
    On February 1, 2010 at

    Malibu? So it would sort of like the “Beverly Hill Billy’s?!”
    I tried watching this show to see what the brain dead sheeoples seem to like. What I realized is that MTV has an AMAZING PUBLICITY TEAM because damn…talk about snore!

  15. By — TV Tattle
    On February 1, 2010 at

    [...] Malibu Among the options for Season are South Beach and the Hamptons. There's also talk of Malibu becoming the new "Jersey" home. Meanwhile, MTV didn't exactly "cave" to [...]

  16. By MamaSan
    On February 1, 2010 at

    It’s doubtful if their total I.Q. would equal 150….yet they are laughing all the way to the bank. It is sickening. There, will, however, come a time………..

  17. By SebastianCanada
    On February 1, 2010 at

    How do you keep a kid on the straight and narrow with this kind of crap going on. No wonder the U.S. has isolationists. I used to think they were psychos, now I think they are the smartest people around.

  18. By Sam
    On February 2, 2010 at

    They are ALL MUTTS!! Both the males and the females….And Snooki??!! WTF….gross looking, not attractive AT ALL….WTF is up with these greasebags??

  19. By bongo
    On February 2, 2010 at

    They are just silly, but harmless. I’d rather see these guys than some crap rapper. Frankly, I don’t want to see any of them, but if I had the choice I’d go with the Jersey kids than the thugs.

  20. By Casonia of Seattle is only trying to get the attention of Hells kitchen and not on here to fight with you people...Meaning enore me and stop talking to me Kitty or I am going to hurt your feelings
    On September 24, 2011 at

    This are okay of course who is not going to look at them but other then that completely bored..Because this guys are not my type.

  21. By Casonia of Seattle is only trying to get the attention of Hells kitchen and not on here to fight with you people...Meaning enore me and stop talking to me Kitty or I am going to hurt your feelings
    On September 24, 2011 at

    Are this Tans real or out of a can and yes this guys look smoking hot and what kind of men are this and this guys are looking great without there shirts on.

  22. By Casonia of Seattle is only trying to get the attention of Hells kitchen and not on here to fight with you people...Meaning enore me and stop talking to me Kitty or I am going to hurt your feelings
    On September 24, 2011 at

    Of course they are going to have massive woman looking at them and wanting to turn the t.v. on for them but as far as I can see this is enough for me and…I will not be watching.

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