the jonas brothers are more than just pretty faces

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The Jonas Brothers still aren’t old enough to drink, but they’re old enough to cash a $25 million dollar paycheck! Kevin, 20, Joe, 18, and Nick,15, hit it BIG when they opened for Miley Cyrus. Now they’ve just signed their own lucrative deal with Live Nation to tour the country for the next three years. An insider predicts “These guys were an instant hit and the 25 million is just the beginning – they’ll haul in millions more with other ventures.”

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16 thoughts on “the jonas brothers are more than just pretty faces

  1. There is definitely such a thing as being born under a lucky star.

  2. nick jonas screwed up his hair big time lol he used to look good but now his hair is an ugly curly and the sideburns are HUGE
    ok now that i got that out of the way, how did they get famous in the first place? like one day they just popped up on my tv

  3. Kid on the left looks stoned! Here comes the second generation of Brit Brit and Hohan…

  4. I am so sick of Disney pushing these tween garbage acts down everybody’s throats. Best thing to do is to boycott this Jonas, Miley, Britney, xtina, Duff, Efron crap. Don’t let your kids consume this filth and don’t pay for tickets.

  5. I am what you would consider old, but if I was what you would consider young, I know I would hate this new crop of talent-less wimps.

  6. Oooh, look @ you, Gerard, with your poor grammar and barely coherent commentary. Seems from your past posts (on every celebrity gossip blog on this planet) that your skills are limited to forming bumbling sentence fragments littered with anti-gay slurs, among other nonsense. Tell us, are you some bored adolescent who’s the product of faulty toilet training and over-indulgent parenting, or just an unemployed, sex-deprived, self-loathing gay man? Albeit one who also apparently has a penchant for looking at cars you’ll never be able to afford (e.g. the occasional link in your name to the Vector website, or your comment about how awesome you thought the Hyundai Genesis concept was in March of last year on Autoblog). At any rate, we’re all VERY impressed. I hate to indulge a pathetic troll, but go do your 8th grade homework (hopefully English) and do the rest of us a favor.

  7. I look forward to Gerard’s comments, as unintelligible as they sometimes are. Keep it up my friend! Don’t be discouraged by the haters.

  8. They have tons of talent, just because they are with disney people think they stink but their voices are some of the most beautiful voices I have ever heard and theyir hot mile cyrus on the other hand, has a weird voice, and can’t sing. But I do not think disney is bad, if you knew more about the Jonas Brothers you would know they are good for our generation they wear purity rings, and have some of the best morals around I love the Jjonas Brothers, their music, their looks, their morals.

  9. 12:33 AM, Big Al. I agree with U about Gerard. Altho I know I should not laugh at some of his remarks, they are so on the mark that I can’t help it. I vow tho not to laugh at the really really bad ones.

  10. It’s the DISNEY EMPIRE, THE DISNEY EMPIRE, THE DISNEY EMPIRE, THE DISNEY EMPIRE, THE DISNEY EMPIRE, THE DISNEY EMPIRE, THE DISNEY EMPIRE. Disney, (like Streisand, Seinfeld, Speilberg, etc.) can do what they damn well please and promote who they damn well please, regardless of talent. It’s the law of Hollyweird. The brains of the very rich and very powerful are not normal, and that, my friends, is a fact.

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