THE NEW POWER COUPLE: KOBE BRYANT AND KIM KARDASHIAN

We had NO IDEA how involved the Kardashians were in the Kobe Bryant divorce! Kris Jenner has been schmoozing up all the Laker wives since she became a fixture at the games. When Kris heard that there were rumors of Lamar Odom being traded awhile back she was outraged because she knew her son-in-law didn’t want to go. (Lamar was almost in tears.) Kris hoped Kobe would make sure it didn’t happen, but he didn’t get involved and Lamer WAS traded – to Kris’s extreme disappointment. Maybe this motivated Kris to tell Vanessa about her husband’s cheating. We don’t know for sure. But we DO know as soon as the divorce was announced, Kim let it be known that she wanted to be fixed up with Kobe and he LOVES the idea! So Kim and Kobe (who is notorious for his generosity to women) are free to date each other! And Kim might end up having babies that grow up to be 7 feet tall!

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48 thoughts on “THE NEW POWER COUPLE: KOBE BRYANT AND KIM KARDASHIAN

  1. Please Janet. I can’t take it. Another Kardashian story.

    Please, I beg of you, no more of these house clowns for the rest of 2011.

    Do any of you here actually like the Kardashians? And if so, why?

  2. This is a blasphemy, if true. A crime against nature. If those filthy kartrashians infiltrate the Lakers, with their storied history, we are done as Lakers fans. It’ll be hello Clippers for our family.

  3. “Lamar was almost in tears.” Tough shit. My son was almost in tears watching a Laker great whore himself out for a trashy reality tv show…during p l a y o f f season no less! Lamar got what he deserved.

  4. She’s what, a month off from her latest marriage disaster with a basketball player? Please, Kobe, don’t be such an ass.

  5. I can’t believe this shit is happening.
    These people are shape shifting aliens.
    Mercy.

  6. Wouldn’t Bryant rather have someone younger with less mileage (than Kim Kardashian) ?

  7. ..or maybe she’ll just make another porn…I can’t see her as a mother.

  8. They are both nowhere near divorced, come up with another ridiculous story

  9. Kim is used up…why on earth would Kobe want to even get close to this slut bag is puzzling. She’s be ‘rode’ more then AmTrak

  10. Yeah, isn’t Kobe generous when he has to pay up for cheating?
    Like a wise person on this site said, you can’t make this shit up.

  11. Come on Janet, how do you come up with this stuff?

    Why didn’t you blog about the statement Kim made today regarding her trip to Haiti. She called out The National Enquirer, saying they lied about her attendance at a fashion show while in Haiti. Why didn’t you report that that greedy Douche, Kris Humphries is trying to get a pay raise off of the ” phony” Kardashian reality show? His words. Or the fact that his father is planning on writing a tell all book. Although I don’t think he would have much to tell as he was married only 72 days, or something like that. Talk about pimping!

    A GOOD reporter reports all of the facts, not just their biased opinions.

  12. If that’s what “power” looks like, I DON’T Want ANY. Both should have a complete medical exam and a complete psychological exam as well. YUCK! BTW I wouldn’t put anything past Kris Jenner. She’s after money and has no morals.She’s proud of it. Ditto for the daughters. We know enough about Kobe Bryant to say he has no convictions either. So what we have here is a couple of pseudo celebrities parading around as celebrities. Boring as hell too! What are they known for besides vulgarities? Good for Khris Humphrey
    and Kobey’s wife for getting rid of these two clowns!

  13. Vulgar people leading vulgar lives.

    And the sad thing is, they don’t realize how out of touch and low life they are.

    Mark my words, they are in for a big fall.

  14. btw, I should clarify my remark upthread. My horror wasn’t about a white woman & black man, it was the thought of the great Lakers getting taken over by the disgusting kartrashians! My guys are all devout Lakers fans. The thought of having to look at the kartrashians smirking ugly fake faces during Lakers games is too ghastly to think about. Basketball games should be about the sport, but if kimk gets her claws into kobe, she’ll manage to make it about her.

  15. btw, I’ve heard many times that Lamar cheats on Klhoe constantly. They’re not the romantic, happily married couple that they want people to believe.

  16. Ha amazing and the Kobester will go after it just for sex and Kim certainly wants to head back for a full on BLACK now that the lighter skinned one didnt work out. Don’t believe Kobe, like Tiger is foolish enough to get into a relationship now….how many messages has KK sent out to BLACK Tiger?

    JC must be paid a bundle by the Kardashain flackers for all these threads. Just like J Lo’s.

  17. Reggie Bush has been playing much better in Miami so hopefully he is smart enough to stay away from this trash. He can have all the pussy he wants without the baggage she and the family bring.

  18. Not. Going. To. Happen.

    Their combined Q rated is LOW=Together they don’t make money.
    Only guy that rates lower with her is Kanye.

    Kobe some of us remember how your bareback sodomized that blonde maid within minutes of meeting her

  19. Yep…and that would work for KK or J Lo anytime there was fame involved. Their openings have been sperm dumps for BLACKS for many a year.

  20. Kim’s only claim to fame is her porn tape. Her poses in photos like the one above ride on the back of that ‘accomplishment’ and are her sole contribution to society. What in the childhood of her ‘fans’ was lacking that compels them to want a narcissistic black hole placed on a pedestal?

    Kris Humphries on the other hand just signed an $8MM deal to put his SKILLS to use playing basketball. It’s called NORMAL living and doing things the HONEST way.

  21. Kris is the luckiest man standing to get out of this mess. He needs to first get a thorough check for std’s then continue with his life and not get tangled up with any more fame whore’s.

  22. I don’t believe this one any more than I believed that Reggie and her were having sex again and ready to get back together. Goes to show that Mamma Kris will do whatever it takes to pimp out her daughters. Sorry but Kim is getting a little long in the tooth to be playing the sex kitten game she is going on 32 after all. And I don’t think Kobe needs them for fame or fortune because he has his own. But if Kris did break up his marriage I do believe that Kobe will be out for blood and let’s hope he brings them down. Before Kim knows it the little Jenner girls will become mamma’s favorites as she pimps them out to the highest bidder. This story sounds as if it is jus t more wishful thinking and free publicity for this klan of garbage.

  23. @Kartrashian, speaking of child labour produced products.
    Ever shopped Walmart?

  24. It’s not only the K’s. When Kathy Lee Giffford was shown the factories and working conditions her products were made in she just cried but still took the money and it shows they do nothing but sell the name. The idea that J Lo is a designer or any of these people is a joke….they sell junk to poor hispanic girls and happily take the money. HSC is the largest purveyor of junk at high prices in America.

    Show a picture of Ray J with his meat in Kim and a picture of a Chinese sweat shop every time the name is shown.

  25. @Patrick, for cleaning products and over the counter medications.

  26. If the point of going off topic by bringing Walmart into a discussion about Kim Kardashian was to in some way justify the family’s fundamental lack of integrity, welcome to their fan club, I guess?

  27. @Kartrashian, I’ve voiced my opinion of them in earlier posts.
    Just trying to pad the discourse, you know.

  28. can you just picture the kobe/lardassian spawn… a7 foot tall chick w/ a 5 foot wide ass….ha ha ha ha

  29. enchantedbunny: LOL. Kim will set her sights for Kobe, if she hasn’t already, under direct orders from mommy. Big ratings, big gossips, big # of sex germs intermingling and being funneled into various moral-less members of this industry.

  30. The Kardashian clan is going down. They don’t know what to do next from craziness. Too bad their mother, Kris, didn’t teach them anything worthwhile. When money becomes your idol, it eventually comes back to bite you in the butt. LOL No pun intended!
    Feel sorry for Kobe’s kids having such a hound dog for a father. Athletic talent doesn’t trump vulgar behavior.
    Speaking of talent, or lack thereof, the Kardashians should find something positive and genuine to do in the world.The entire family is quickly becoming a very tired joke!

  31. With Lamar traded, this may be the only way they’ll get free tickets to Lakers games.

  32. Dawn, funny and correct, Kim is getting long in the tooth. There are so many young, interesting, beautiful, and correctly proportioned women flooding California, that Kim was eclipsed long ago.

  33. These two whorebags deserve each other. I hope he cheats on her and gives her an STD. They are both pigs.

  34. Talent is no longer a requirement to be a ‘celebrity’ and that includes athletes.

    Personally I say we change this. STOP posting about idiot celebrities…STOP talking about them…STOP giving them any of your time. Forget about them and they WILL go away.

    Reality tv is only good tv if it teaches life skills and there are not many of those around. Let’s bring back SIT COMS with TALENTED actors/actresses!!!!!

  35. These two are a match made in hell. In other words, they deserve each other.

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  37. More Kardashian news.

    The most important post of the thread:

    It’s not only the K’s. When Kathy Lee Giffford was shown the factories and working conditions her products were made in she just cried but still took the money and it shows they do nothing but sell the name. The idea that J Lo is a designer or any of these people is a joke….they sell junk to poor hispanic girls and happily take the money. HSC is the largest purveyor of junk at high prices in America.

    Show a picture of Ray J with his meat in Kim and a picture of a Chinese sweat shop every time the name is shown

  38. Reality:

    The most important post of the thread:

    It’s not only the K’s. When Kathy Lee Giffford was shown the factories and working conditions her products were made in she just cried but still took the money and it shows they do nothing but sell the name. The idea that J Lo is a designer or any of these people is a joke….they sell junk to poor hispanic girls and happily take the money. HSC is the largest purveyor of junk at high prices in America.

    Show a picture of Ray J with his meat in Kim and a picture of a Chinese sweat shop every time the name is shown

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