The Secret

Here’s an uncomfortable situation. This top actor had a reputation for being a heavy duty party guy back when he was starting out. It was drugs, booze and babes every night. Since then he’s settled down to a degree, but he still has an eye for young girls. He recently had a secret affair with a very popular underage actress who has a yen for older men. They met at a secret hideaway for sex and that was all there was to it. After a year it fizzled out. His first marriage produced a daughter who is now a teenager. Imagine his horror when his teen daughter started hanging out with his underage ex girlfriend! Not only does he fear the actress is a BAD influence on his little girl, but he’s terrified she’ll spill the beans on HIM!

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1. By Topsy
   On November 4, 2006 at

   Who else – Mel Gibson

2. By ???
   On November 4, 2006 at

   bruce willis and lindsay lohan

3. By Anonymous
   On November 5, 2006 at

   I think it’s Bruce and Linds as well – they were fucking in the dressing rooms at Sony.

4. By Anonymous
   On November 5, 2006 at

   I gotta go with Bruce Willis and Lohan too!

5. By Anonymous
   On November 5, 2006 at

   Bruce and Lohan. His daughter Rumer has been hanging out with Lohan lately.

6. By Anonymous
   On November 5, 2006 at

   bruce and blowhan

7. By Anonymous
   On November 5, 2006 at

   Wills and Blo.

8. By Anonymous
   On November 5, 2006 at

   And I’m sure Rumer is prolly well aware what her dad’s been up to long before he knew she knew.
   Kids are like that.

9. By LA
   On November 5, 2006 at

   Totally Bruce Willis and Blohan.

10. By chris
    On November 5, 2006 at

    Jim Carrey.

11. By constantine Maroulis
    On November 5, 2006 at

    Ed Waller – natch!!

12. By Anonymous
    On November 5, 2006 at

    I think Bruce and Lindsay as well. But she only says the first marriage produced a daughter and is she purposefully leaving out his other two daughters so we don’t get it and he’s only had one marriage, so doesn’t first marriage kinda imply someone has been married more than once.

13. By Anonymous
    On November 5, 2006 at

    Bruce and Lindsay 100%

14. By chris
    On November 6, 2006 at

    Yes, it is definitely Bruce Willis and Lindsay Lohan.

15. By Anonymous
    On November 6, 2006 at

    Yep. Willis & Blo.

16. By Anonymous
    On November 6, 2006 at

    bruce & lindsey….everyone knows they were hooking up!

17. By Anonymous
    On November 6, 2006 at

    Yep, Bruce Willis and Lilo. No doubt.

18. By Anonymous
    On November 6, 2006 at

    Bruce Willis and Lindsey Lohan. But *yewww*!

19. By Anonymous
    On November 6, 2006 at

    lindsay lohan, bruce willis and rumer.
    serves him so right.
    maybe lindsay and rumer will hook up too.

20. By Glamour
    On November 6, 2006 at

    I think it was don knotts and the talented joyce dewitt,I mean with her shaggy hair cut and sup hose,who could resist her charms?

21. By ejmc
    On November 7, 2006 at

    SUPER EASY
    Bruce Willis and Lindsay Lohan

22. By ejmc
    On November 7, 2006 at

    SUPER EASY
    Bruce Willis and Lindsay Lohan

23. By Anonymous
    On November 7, 2006 at

    but he has 3 daughters not 1. and two of them are teenagers.

24. By Anonymous
    On November 7, 2006 at

    Kiefer Sutherland??

25. By Anonymous
    On November 7, 2006 at

    And Lindsay is not underage, she’s 20.

26. By Anonymous
    On November 7, 2006 at

    I think it’s Keifer Sutherland

27. By Anonymous
    On November 7, 2006 at

    IT can’t be Mel Gibson, his only daughter is in her mid twenties and just got married. You know it could be Kevin Costner.

28. By K
    On November 7, 2006 at

    I think if Bruce Willis were going to spend his time on anyone, it would be someone he can be photographed with, and Gibson is still in his first marriage. Costner and Carrey are good guesses.

29. By Anonymous
    On November 7, 2006 at

    Bruce Willis & little Miss Lohan.

30. By Anonymous
    On November 8, 2006 at

    what about Scarlett Johansson and someone

31. By Anonymous
    On November 8, 2006 at

    Bruce Willis and Lindsay Lohan!!

32. By jrex
    On November 8, 2006 at

    How about James Woods??

33. By Anonymous
    On November 9, 2006 at

    All whores in Hollywood, Rummer like her Mother, Las Vegas trictors at 16, from Trailer Park.

34. By Irishstayc
    On November 10, 2006 at

    Gotta be bruce Willis and Blowhan – It was a while ago when they were rumored to be getting it on so she was underage then. And she’s showing up all over the tabs w/ Rumer by her side. he was a huge party boy back in the day and has always gone for younger women since splitting w/ demi

35. By Willis' Willy
    On November 29, 2006 at

    Bruce Willis and his saggy ball sack! Put it back in your pants old man. Lohan would screw a chimpanzee for a dollar and some blow.

36. By Anonymous
    On December 8, 2006 at

    Bruce and Lindsay. It’s obvious. They were seen together a few times last year and Rummer and Lindsay have been hanging out recently.

37. By ya ya
    On January 28, 2007 at

    His first marriage produced a daughter? Nah not Bruce. His first marriage was to Demi and they have three daughters! And Linday is not underage!

38. By Anonymous
    On March 11, 2007 at

    jack nicholson or Christopher Jones

39. By Anonymous
    On April 3, 2007 at

    Don Johnson!! Has a teenage daughter from his marriage with Melanie Griffin.

40. By Anonymous
    On May 10, 2007 at

    Bruce Willis and Hayden Panettiere.

41. By Anonymous
    On December 24, 2008 at

    Bruce Willis. Maybe that’s why Lohan prefers the girls now.

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