THE “WHERE’S LA TOYA JACKSON?” MYSTERY IS SOLVED

We just figured out WHY LaToya Jackson was mysteriously MISSING during the Jackson family squabbles over the past few weeks. Usually LaToya is very free with her opinions. The reason for her reticence is because she was negotiating with Oprah’s OWN network to have her own reality series and didn’t want to jeopardize the deal. Now that papers are signed she has her own show “Life With LaToya,” that will hopefully be more interesting and realistic than her brothers disastrous scripted reality series, modestly titled “The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty.” The show lasted for only six awkward episodes on A&E, and went off the air in 2010. LAToya, 56, IS more watchable than her brothers, but is her private life really all that intriguing?

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15 thoughts on “THE “WHERE’S LA TOYA JACKSON?” MYSTERY IS SOLVED

  1. Does everybody and their dog now get a reality show? 99% of them stink. LaToya is just as crazy as the rest of them. Her face is a travesty, she clearly has the Jackson self hatred with all the surgeries and skin bleaching. Remember that freak of a husband she was with, the one who beat her?

  2. Oprah’s failing OWN Network is increasingly becoming her BLACK Network. Putting no talent has beens like ‘Toya on there is a sure fire sponsor killer. She could do much better but unfortunately all of her people want some payback and Big O wont say No!

    ‘Toya and the other Jackson’s are a freak show who hate their own race.

  3. @Palermo – LOL!!

    It’s true, all the reality shows about scripted nonsense suck. I’m waiting for the internet to finally take over cable, then I can view the garbage I want to watch.

  4. OWN is in big trouble if execs there think this show is going to fly. Remember the show about Fergie? That went nowhere, FAST. I predict an end to this network w/in two years.

  5. I never agree with Strom’s racist, hateful words. But today’s words are insightful. Oprah is losing it.

  6. Neither racist or hateful. Oprah made her billion by being a “cleaned up” version of Jesse Jackson. Jesse intimidated companies into hiring his “consultants”. Oprah simply sold them advertising and programs and they were happy to pay inflated rates as a way to placate blacks. Oprah kept this quiet and funneled money to other blacks but was able to present a mainsteam look at a time slot that only had competition from edgy dykes (rosie, ellen)or game shows. She became delusional enough to think success was because of her talent and bit off more than she could chew with OWN. It will probably only be saved if she sells it in some deal to a foolish buyer (Al Gore’s network) and she waddles away with her pride intact.

    In the mean time, BLACKs are jealous of her success and just as they demand a free car from Obama, demand a reality show from Big O. Only the losers will show up there.

  7. Toya is not as greedy as the rest of the Jacksons trying to cash in on the kids money.

  8. Strom,

    You claim that your stupid comments aren’t racist but anyone who isn’t full of shit like yourself can easily tell that you are not only a racist but a bigot too.

    I’m guessing you are also a teabagger.

    Don’t bother replying to my post TROLL!!!!

  9. Oprah made her billion by being a “cleaned up” version of Jesse Jackson. Jesse intimidated companies into hiring his “consultants”. Oprah simply sold them advertising and programs and they were happy to pay inflated rates as a way to placate blacks. Oprah kept this quiet and funneled money to other blacks but was able to present a mainsteam look at a time slot that only had competition from edgy dykes (rosie, ellen)or game shows. She became delusional enough to think success was because of her talent and bit off more than she could chew with OWN. It will probably only be saved if she sells it in some deal to a foolish buyer (Al Gore’s network) and she waddles away with her pride intact.

    In the mean time, BLACKs are jealous of her success and just as they demand a free car from Obama, demand a reality show from Big O. Only the losers will show up there.

  10. i’M SO SURPRISED PLENTY OF DUMB AMERICANS ARE INTERESTED IN THE ACTIONS OF THIS FAILED E.T.-MAKEOVER.

  11. I’m not sure that this show will be a failure. LaToya is a train wreck and you know that people just love to watch a train wreck.

  12. Hey, it’s probably in the Oprah/LaT contract that Michael’s children will appear, then the show will take off and Oprah’s network will be saved. Latoya will do anything for a buck,including pimping out Michael’s kids. She’s done it before, she will do it again.

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