THE WINNER HERE IS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER’S HOUSEKEEPER

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

This is the house that Arnold Schwarzenegger generously bought for his “retiring” housekeeper Mildred Patricia Baena, according to the realtor who made the deal. The $268,000 Bakersfield home has 4 bedrooms 2 baths and a nice yard and pool. Baena,50, has not been home since Monday when the scandal broke so she’s missing all the fun. (We bet some news outlet has bought her story and hid her in a fancy hotel until they get the scoop.) The street is packed with reporters and TV crews and the neighbors can’t stop talking. Many gleefully mention Baena’s son’s resemblance to Arnold. As we recall, Marlon Brando had the same kind of relationship with his housekeeper but we don’t think he was married at the time.

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  1. that’s a drop in the bucket for this asshole….i don’t think very highly of this woman, tho…which is an understatement….

    maria should have done her own cooking and cleaning….

  2. How wonderful for that neighborhood to have to endure all this bullshit now with the camera trucks and crazy people stomping all over the grass and popping out from behind bushes. I reminds me of the circus that went on over that loon that had the litter of 8 babies and then moved to that bigger house with her out of control 14 kids! All the property values went down in the neighborhood thanks to her. You couldn’t PAY me to live near that insane woman. But I think a law should be passed against this kind of taking over a neighborhood with this nonsense and insanity. it’s gotten so far out of control it’s dangerous and the people in those neighborhoods have no idea who those guys ARE in those trucks either and who they are REALLY taking pictures of. It would scare me to death if I had little kids and this crap was going on in MY neighborhood…it’s a major crime just waiting to happen and then it will be too late!!

  3. $268K for that house – WOW that is so cheap and you get all that!!! Looks like a nice neighbourhood, apart from the fact it is bordering a busy road, but still only $268k – can’t get over it. What’s the rental return on that type of property and what is the neighbourhood like?

    Also I find the mention of ‘retiring’ housekeeper quite funny.

  4. $268,000 buys this house? Holy crap, the real estate market really is the shits in California!! $268,000 would barely buy a decent condo in Alberta. Good for buyer’s, not so good for seller’s.

    Anyway this woman and ARNOLD’s son deserve a decent home to live in. If Arnold would have kept his weapon concealed, this would not at all be an issue. You wanna play, you gotta pay!!

  5. Bakersfield is basically East Nowhere, out in the high desert 100 miles from LA. That’s why it’s so cheap. Not to disparage the place to anyone who lives there, but it’s basically a pit stop on the drive from LA to Vegas.

    I feel bad for the son – he didn’t ask for any of this, and if he wasn’t aware that Arnold is his dad, what a horrible way to find out.

  6. After seeing these photos I am planning to move my outdoor pool to the confluence of two major freeways. I just can’t get enough of the smell of gasoline and diesel fuel fumes in the morning sun.

  7. Hi Dimes: Thanks for pointing out first what I’m now going to post: the house IS nice, but sheesh, it’s in BAKERSFIELD. Hot, smelly, and
    no-wheresville! Remember, when it comes to real estate, it’s always about
    “location, location, location.” Wonder if Arnold made the suggestion that she move FAR AWAY from him, and then, and only then, would he buy her the house? 🙂

  8. People this is the tip of the iceberg more whores, I mean, girlfriends are coming out of the woodwork asap!

    He’s a male slut a BUM I’ve heard rumors for decades he made a lousy Governor screwing us as he did his wife!

  9. I need to move to Hollywood and become a maid. Is Rob Lowe hiring?

    Hey Rob, I have big tits!

  10. Constant noise and fumes, that house is no bargain.

  11. I love the over topness. Maria, in house, in your bed! in your face! Hollywood dumb bitches That’s how real bitches do it! Ha ha! The fever they were giving tiger should come harder for him. Tiger f them but no baby daddy his stupid ex-wife should be happy didn’t happen to her.

  12. “Oh what a tangled web we weave
    When first we practice to deceive”.

    I can remember when California rejoiced when Arnie won. Now they are bankrupt, crying in their booze, and waiting for the next whore(s) to come forward. So funny and sad at the same time. And why did Maria look the other way for so long. Everybody knew he was a cheating rogue.

  13. All that’s missing is the banner that reads, “I banged the Sperminator and all I got was this tacky house on a busy corner in the crap town of Bakersfield.” I’d hardly call this woman a winner.

  14. I wonder if Maria married Arnold thinking she could change him and he would be faithful to her. Or maybe she just liked the idea of being in a power couple and having a high profile. It probably suited both their egos. Also, just an observation that those who employ household staff usually get more than what they contracted for. How many times have you read the same story where the husband is having an affair with the nanny, or the maid. Look at the Kennedy family itself — Bobby Kennedy’s son, Michael, was hooking up with their underage babysitter.

  15. Let us all remember that it takes two. The housekeeper is just as creepy as Arnold. Perhaps moreso. Her friends say she saw him as a potential cash cow, and willingly spread her legs. This was probably not a one-shot deal, by the way. Ongoing affair. Ewww.

  16. I find it interesting that Arnold was strutting all over the place after the news broke of the affair. HOWEVER, as soon as they released a name and photo, he went into hiding.

  17. a house backed up to a street is so NOT good! let alone an intersection. those homes are hard to sell once put on the market.

    she and the hubby must not have known any better!

  18. Oh my God, I actually laughed at something pippa said.

    What an awful location. And no wonder Arnie went into hiding. I usually don’t comment negatively about other women, but there was a photo of him dancing with her at a party, and she appeared to be his grandma. More recent photos show a likeness to that plastic surgery addict who wants to look like a cat.

  19. Obviously Arnie’s brains are in his weewee and always has been. As to the house, it’s probably way more than she would ever have. Once inside, it’s probably really nice, and you just know Arnie is going to have to start paying monthly support so Mildred can furnish it nicely, and maybe later even trade up to a better one. Maria, you are a big fool for not calling his ass out the first time news broke he was caught dead to rights groping any old slut he could get his hands on….and this was years and years ago. Oh, yeah, the lifestyles of the rich and famous, come and get it.

  20. Oh nuts, I just remembered, he has been payiing some kind of support for what…10 years, and now that it’s out, Mildred will get a lawyer and go for way more. tee hee

  21. This woman lucked out – she probably would be on government support if she didn’t meet Arnold. I’ll never understand what Maria was attracted to.

  22. The news said the boy is 14 and was born a week after Maria gave birth to HER son. So Arnie has two sons that are a week apart in age. Lovely. Surprised he wasn’t on “Maury”… you ARE the baby’s father!

  23. By Fairness, too funny!! Forget Lowe, why not go for an Exec? Moonves maybe?

    From the photos coming out, Arnie seems to like the Chunky Monkey types. Maybe Maria should have stayed pleasantly plump?

  24. location, location, location….this damn house is in the middle of the freeways…omg…how awful! …and as for the comment…maria should have done her own cooking and cleaning..yeah right. First of all I cant believe its freaking 2011 and we are still expecting WOMEN to do the cooking and cleaning…its deameaning. and what rich broad is really going to do that…are you kidding me??

  25. Arnie should get Commandment #7 tattooed on his ass, “Thou shall not commit adultery.” And just the #7 on his whacker.

  26. In 1968 Dan Rowan on Laugh In predicted that in 1988 the Berlin Wall would fall and Ronald Reagan would be president to great laughter.
    Arnie is an even bigger surprise as a Governor for California than Reagan was to a Canadians perspective. Are people that easily played by actors as politicians in California? Have they learned their lesson yet?
    What if George Clooney ran for Governor of California?
    President Clooney! Is that funny?

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