There'll Always Be Paris

The headlines today may feature Paris Hilton’s DUI, but in April of this year here’s what we were saying:

Paris Hilton is spinning out of control: She’s recklessly throwing herself at men and smooching guys in public. She was once a polite well mannered girl but now she’s arrogant, loud, and demanding. She’s always reminding people “Do you know who I AM?” when she butts to the front of bathroom lines. She’s greedier than ever about freebies. Promoters wince when they see her coming. She dumped the once beloved Tinkerbell with her parents. He was cast off like last week’s handbag. She’s got plenty of money but can’t get her boyfriend Niarchos to marry her – or anyone else so far. She showed up at Hef’s recent birthday party in an absurd tastelessly skimpy outfit and onlookers whispered that her body looked bad- out of shape, bumpy, in need of the gym. She’s partying more than ever till all hours. Is she headed for rehab?

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1. By Chester
   On September 8, 2006 at

   If that little skank tried to cut in a line in front of me, I would be grabbing her by the hair and yelling, “Yea I know who in the @@@@ you are, now get in the back of the line bimbo”!!

2. By dora
   On September 8, 2006 at

   Ha,ha,ha, Paris is a big joke that everyone gets., except Paris. I want to feel sorry for her but I just can’t. She should appreciate what she has already and stop trying to get more. I wish the world would get over their love, hate relationship with her, so that when I look at the news that dumb look she always has on her face will not be there. Put on some real news ya dumb journalists. Why the hell am I here? Damn you Janet! hahaha

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