There'll Always Be Paris
The headlines today may feature Paris Hilton’s DUI, but in April of this year here’s what we were saying:
Paris Hilton is spinning out of control: She’s recklessly throwing herself at men and smooching guys in public. She was once a polite well mannered girl but now she’s arrogant, loud, and demanding. She’s always reminding people “Do you know who I AM?” when she butts to the front of bathroom lines. She’s greedier than ever about freebies. Promoters wince when they see her coming. She dumped the once beloved Tinkerbell with her parents. He was cast off like last week’s handbag. She’s got plenty of money but can’t get her boyfriend Niarchos to marry her – or anyone else so far. She showed up at Hef’s recent birthday party in an absurd tastelessly skimpy outfit and onlookers whispered that her body looked bad- out of shape, bumpy, in need of the gym. She’s partying more than ever till all hours. Is she headed for rehab?