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It’s clear that Christina Aguilera is relishing motherhood and looks better than ever. However, her chubby hubby Jordan Bratman is still holding onto those pounds he gained during her pregnancy. Women take a lot of heat for not getting right back into shape so why not pick on a guy? Jordan has a beautiful, very successful wife who has unlimited opportunities – it’s not a great idea to “let himself go.”


Posted by hoodlum on February 14, 2008

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  1. By Anon1
    On February 14, 2008 at

    He is fucking repulsive I hope he has a big dick at least !!

  2. By Anonymous
    On February 14, 2008 at

    Looks aren’t everything.

  3. By babygreens
    On February 14, 2008 at

    Janet you are REALLY superficial. Maybe he treats her well and is a nice person. Oh, but that is hard to take in Hollywood, right?

  4. By Anonymous
    On February 14, 2008 at

    He has a face that only a mother — a mother weasel, that is — could love.
    Hasn’t this skank sold enough records to be able to afford to buy a chin for hubby?

  5. By Weiner-schnitzel
    On February 14, 2008 at

    Maybe she wanted to settle for someone homely because she figured he would be so overwhelmed with his good luck that he would cater to her every whim. Or…..on the other hand, who can understand the minds of the rich and famous. One would naturally wonder what is the attraction there, unless the attraction is…uh…LARGELY unseen.

  6. By Anonymous
    On February 14, 2008 at

    ho-chi- moma he is a slob. Look at his face. Can you imagine how ugly that baby is going to look?

  7. By Anonymous
    On February 14, 2008 at

    Lucky in what way..? Is it she decided to Marry.. KEEP this child?

  8. By nina
    On February 14, 2008 at

    I think he is a very handsome guy and I think he looks better with a couple of extra pounds on him. This guy looks like a good father and good husband, good family man. Christina is a lucky woman to have found him.

  9. By geetz
    On February 14, 2008 at

    The “clue” in this blurb is that the “FEMMES” went wild….soooo big, baaad, B U T C H LATIFAH fills that role, girls!!!

  10. By Tired of Lies
    On February 14, 2008 at

    “Jordan has a beautiful, very successful wife who has unlimited opportunities”
    I thought he was married to that woman christina? She’s far from beautiful, nor is she successful. Does a picture of her exist where she doesn’t look like a backstreet whore?

  11. By Wham! fanatic
    On February 14, 2008 at

    Don’t worry the husband can get as fat as he wants. The powerful Hollywood Jews that arranged this marriage between the goblin- troll boy and Xtina have invested millions to have this work out. Their aim is to show that the Jewish man is capable of big things.

  12. By gerard Vandenberg
    On February 14, 2008 at

    You’re a lucky man indeed if love the word: F A K E!!

  13. By Anonymous
    On February 14, 2008 at

    she’s ugly too.
    search google for photographs of aguilera without her makeup, she wears wigs and weaves too and is practically bald.

  14. By Anonymous
    On February 15, 2008 at

    One could argue that Clownface married him cuz he’s a music insider (hence to always be helpful to her career) but Janet, did it ever occur to you that maybe Clownface likes her men to be portly?

  15. By Anonymous
    On February 15, 2008 at

    I loathe seeing animals around or near a newborn baby. Always makes me feel a little queasy.

  16. By J-9
    On February 15, 2008 at

    Well, I have seen kids that, THANKFULLY, look little like their parents.
    Maybe that’ll be the case here ??….

  17. By Anonymous
    On February 15, 2008 at

    Maybe she didn’t marry him for his looks and maybe their marriage will actually last!

  18. By Rosalita
    On February 15, 2008 at

    I think the two of them are very devoted to each other. He may not be the best-looking guy, but she is crazy about him!
    However, that big dog looks like it could harm the baby. They better be careful.

  19. By Bea
    On February 15, 2008 at

    If the dog gets too close to the baby and smells milk or such on its breath, the results could be very bad. It’s happened before.

  20. By No thanx Xtina
    On February 15, 2008 at

    I get tired about how they always try to market Christina like she is some sex symbol. It looks way forced on her. Whenever she sings she sounds like she is on the rag. I think she is gross.

  21. By Anonymous
    On February 15, 2008 at

    Hope she is a chubby chaser, cause he is a real porker now.

  22. By Anonymous
    On February 16, 2008 at

    That dog on the right is thinking of helping himself to lunch.

  23. By Anonymous
    On February 20, 2008 at

    Stop it! Why is everyone fuped on weight! He looks great. Why do men have to be size 0’s? We’re doomed. Back off.

  24. By Anonymous
    On February 21, 2008 at

    I think he is adorable at any size. He is purported to have a very large schlong as well and that is always icing on the cake espec for you size queens out there……………

  25. By franc ricori
    On April 22, 2008 at

    Man, it’s the babes and the beauties who always seem to know how to pick ’em! Hearken back to Marilyn and that yummy Joe and better yet, Arthur Miller, and oh that sex goddess Anna Nicole and her old man. And we cannot forget the Princess Di’ who fell for a real prince charmer, that Charles babe.
    Yes, the babes have a real knack down thru history, both the small town ones and the famous bombshells, for pickin’ the pricks of the litter.


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