THIS IS WHY WE’RE GLAD WE AREN’T AT THE ADULT VIDEO AWARDS IN LAS VEGAS

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This couple arriving on the red carpet introduced themselves as Tommy Gunn and Elizabeth Starr. They look like they’re auditioning for the movie version of “Dog The Bounty Hunter”

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27 thoughts on “THIS IS WHY WE’RE GLAD WE AREN’T AT THE ADULT VIDEO AWARDS IN LAS VEGAS

  1. I doubt she’ll be guest starring on PBS’s ‘Downton Abbey’ any time soon.

  2. Now Strom after all the put downs of most of the black and latin women here one that’s right up you alley. I bet you whack your meat to this.

  3. If this woman was on display for “natural deformities” we would be appalled. To think that somebody would purposely do this to themselves is unbelievable. Her plastic surgeon’s license needs to be revoked and then they should be shot!

  4. How sad. She is some kind of an absurd cartoon. There is nothing even remotely attractive or sexy about this woman.

  5. susieserb, too funny and 100% right on!

    This lady is a certifiable freak of nature! At first glance, I thought it was Linda Hogan and her Boy Toy.

  6. She could knock someone out with those. If those things popped she would go flying around the room.

  7. Wow. I can’t believe anybody would want to look like that. She had to have gotten that done in a foreign country. I don’t think that size is legal in the states.

  8. It should be illegal for any “Dr’ anyway to do this to a person. I’d call that malpractise for sure, even if they are asking for it. It’s called body dymorphic disorder, and it’s what Michael Jackson had. These people keep getting procedure after procedure until they are so incredible deformed they are no longer anything close to human looking. I hope I live to see the day this kind of thing is made illegal because it is life threatening. I have to feel sorry for that poor woman who MIGHT have been attractive in her natural state.

  9. Janice, you were sorely missed at the awards this year! 🙁

    Dolly Partners WAS there on the red carpet, and was overheard to mutter, “that bitch!” when Elizabeth Starr walked by.

    But for any gal who might envy Elizabeth’s mammoth conversation pieces, DON’T; she’s reportedly lost jobs because of them.

    In a recent film her costar was directed to “motorboat” her breastages—and in the process, he ended up with a dislocated jaw, two black eyes, and a pair of badly sprained lips (or so we heard on the grapevine)!

  10. Tommy looks like he’s saying,

    ‘Ah man, I’m not just ‘pussy’cat whipped – I’m boobie banged too. And yes it’s as bad as it sounds but the pay is good so you can’t complain.’

  11. They seem to be a healthy expressive couple. I would hire them to drive a rock truck or maybe the 330 excavator.

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