kturner%20cut.jpgPosh Beverly Hills hotels are loaded with celebrities and out-of-towners during award season. A recent elevator ride at The four Seasons proved amusing. Tim Allen got on the first floor elevator and it filled up with children, visitors, and employees. As the packed lift slowly rode a little girl remarked to her mom “It’s crowded in here!” From the back of the elevator Tim piped up “That’s because it’s MY elevator!” The mother turned to look at him and gasped with recognition, and other riders laughed. When the ride reached the 8th floor there was a slightly haggard looking woman in black tights wearing a lot of makeup. She looked at the crowd and said, in a VERY deep and familiar voice “I think I’ll wait for the next elevator!” the door closed and people suddenly realized it was almost unrecognizable Kathleen Turner! (currently doing Virginia Woolf onstage in LA) The little girl asked her mom “Why didn’t she get on?” From the back Tim joked “Because it’s MY elevator!” It was a fun ride.


Posted by Janet on February 24, 2007

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  1. By MmmHmm
    On February 24, 2007 at

    Janet, I appreciate your attempts at totally benign, non litigious, feel good gossip, but really – this type of stuff renders my sleep aids obsolete. ZZZZZZZZZ – snort, snort –

  2. By Anonymous
    On February 24, 2007 at

    A celebrity that enjoys a little levity! Thanks for the laugh.

  3. By Gertie
    On February 24, 2007 at

    I fell asleep as soon as I read “Tim Allen”. But Kathleen is looking quite lovely. Really, she is–wouldn’t you love to look like that at 89?

  4. By spy
    On February 24, 2007 at

    Tim Allen = not funny!

  5. By Anonymous
    On February 24, 2007 at

    Wow Janet, what a load of laughs that Tim Allen must be. Sorry I missed all of that excitement….NOT. Can you give us something remotely interesting and newsworthy?

  6. By sunseeds777
    On February 24, 2007 at

    I think Tim Allen needs to get back to playing with his tools.
    Does anybody really know if he knows which end to handle a hammer with ?

  7. By sunseeds777
    On February 24, 2007 at

    In so far as, Kathleen Turner…
    I thought she died years ago.
    She the kind of gal that needs to come out with her own home porn movie that gets leaked to the press… Seriously.
    Imagine how many old foggies would want to check that out.

  8. By Bev
    On February 24, 2007 at

    Proves even B-listers take elevators.

  9. By Paris Roach Motel
    On February 24, 2007 at

    I heard kathleen turner is hung like a horse

  10. By Ethel M
    On February 24, 2007 at

    YAWN nobodys in a hotel.whoooooopie

  11. By Tiffany NY
    On February 24, 2007 at

    2 stupid crackers.what about wesley snipes and his fine ass?

  12. By beavis
    On February 24, 2007 at

    you retarded cornholes.

  13. By Bobby Fendi
    On February 24, 2007 at

    Miss Turner is a fat cow.She and her saggy utters should be put out to pasture.

  14. By Anonymous
    On February 24, 2007 at

    Kathleen Turner is the real deal..she is very talented, has depth and range and a kick ass sense of humor, too.
    tim allen is a goober.

  15. By Madge
    On February 24, 2007 at

    Kathleen turner is a woman in need of a makeover.she really let herself go.what a dump truck looking woman.sad that she let herself go so far.Burp

  16. By Uola Gabor
    On February 24, 2007 at

    Kathlen Turner looks like hell.A real lady would have not let herself become such a sow.She should check into a spa than have a full face lift.A star must at all times look her best.But my dear,who is Tim Allen?

  17. By Patrick
    On February 24, 2007 at

    No botox or knives.
    Good girl Kathleen.

  18. By Anonymous
    On February 24, 2007 at

    But Patrick you like fat woman

  19. By Patrick
    On February 24, 2007 at

    Wait a minute!!
    After a quick wikpedia… birth 1952?! I thought she was 89 like Gertie said.
    I take it back she looks like a bucket of smashed @ssholes!

  20. By Patrick
    On February 24, 2007 at

    8:13 I’d like to know where you got that?
    Can’t get that drunk.

  21. By Lady Sioorex
    On February 24, 2007 at

    Patrick likes the moo moo”s
    Oink Oink.

  22. By Patrick
    On February 25, 2007 at

    Not even a mercy F*ck!

  23. By Patrick
    On February 25, 2007 at

    I miss you Hedda.

  24. By Anonymous
    On February 25, 2007 at

    Kathleen Turner suffers from Rheumatoid Arthritis and takes steroids for her condition. We all know what that can do to someones looks.
    How did so many ignorant fools end up posting at one site?

  25. By sunseeds777
    On February 25, 2007 at

    Patrick when you going back to Russia or didn’t you like Asian women… Hmm..
    Just avoid those Tsunami destinations. Ever been to the Kuwait?

  26. By sunseeds777
    On February 25, 2007 at

    Hey, she sort of looks like Jimmy Durantee, got the chin and the nose.
    Is that her real hair, looks a Donald Trump wig.

  27. By Anonymous
    On February 25, 2007 at

    Everyone will age eventually some better than others. If you’re making fun of others now remember your time will come sooner than you think. I think Kathleen looks nice not all plastic surguried out. I think she’s aging gracefully and her focus is on being a great actress not desperate futile attempts to stay young forever.

  28. By Anonymous
    On February 25, 2007 at

    Alot of bitterness on these posts that’s all it is.

  29. By Patrick
    On February 25, 2007 at

    What’s your point?

  30. By Anonymous
    On February 26, 2007 at

    I think the point is that celebrities don’t have to be full of themselves, have bodyguards to push people around, and be jerks. Tim Allen was a nice guy – no star trip. Wish more of the rich and famous would take a tip from Tim and realize they’re not “special.”

  31. By Patrick
    On February 26, 2007 at

    Well then, thanks for clearing that up for me.

  32. By ga ga ga ganja
    On February 26, 2007 at

    tim allen used to be a drug dealer…the marijuanna funny cigarette kind. he got busted for it and served a little time.
    of course, this was all before he became famous. lol i guess the starving actors have to support themselves somehow.

  33. By nina
    On February 26, 2007 at

    i think that kathleen turner is beautiful inside and out. she is brilliant and very intelligent and insightful, a joy to listen to.

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    This bad boy seems to have calmed down since he got serious about his former pornstar girlfriend and he has his friends wondering WHY. What’s so special about HER? We hear she keeps him satisfied by supplying her MALE porn costars for his entertainment. The bad boy pays each guy $5000 per visit so they are highly motivated to make him happy. It’s a family affair – the girlfriend watches while the bad boy fiddles around with the guys!


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