TIME FOR JOHNNY DEPP TO GROW UP

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The New York Post agrees with us that Johnny Depp has lost his allure. Writer Kyle Smith speculated that Johnny Depp has become Hollywood’s biggest joke. Sad, but true. Even his die-hard fans were repelled by his latest unfunny comedy Mortdecai – it’s a boxoffice bomb. Johnny has habitually chosen roles that play DOWN his good looks and make himself look more like an eccentric crackpot than a handsome actor. He’s 51 now and it’s time he became a leading MAN and a relatable human being. Maybe he needs a new manager to read scripts for him. We agree – the most radical thing Johnny could do now is play a normal person.

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Posted by Janet on January 25, 2015

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  1. By Natalie
    On January 25, 2015 at

    He’ll have to fix his teeth first.

  2. By CoCo
    On January 25, 2015 at

    I am not sure that I can see him as a leading man, but he certainly should be working on playing more believable characters. Personally, I don’t think he is out of his head enough to play real people. He is so out of touch.

  3. By Noblecascade
    On January 25, 2015 at

    yeah, to be a leading man he has got to address those teeth!

  4. By Leo
    On January 25, 2015 at

    Johnny depp is a piece of shit

  5. By Philberto Cardenez
    On January 25, 2015 at

    I never understood his ‘fame’. He is average …at best

  6. By anonTWO
    On January 25, 2015 at

    He need never work again, that pirate franchise was extremely successful.

    hes still making money from that franchise and can well afford to take artistic risk with his career choices as hes always has.

    that said, im in shock at how completely hes lost his good looks!

  7. By Edward Lozzi
    On January 25, 2015 at

    some real good films….Astronauts Wife with Charlize Theron –he can do it. But he’s a slob. And a slob is a slob. Too bad.

  8. By mister baja
    On January 25, 2015 at

    there is ever that ‘Candy Store’.

  9. By xyz
    On January 26, 2015 at

    @Leo – take ur medication, idiot

  10. By Strom
    On January 26, 2015 at

    The Rum Diary

  11. By Strom
    On January 26, 2015 at

    PS: He was real hot in the pirate movies no matter what you say Janet.
    I lay awake at night thinking of him.

  12. By Leo
    On January 28, 2015 at

    Xyz I do take my medication it doesn’t help. Johnny Depp is still a piece of shit.

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