TOM CRUISE: IT'S A CINCH

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Here’s a juicy little secret that Tom Cruise might kill us for telling you. Oh well, here we go- Tom was wearing a GIRDLE under his tuxedo at his wedding! In case you haven’t noticed, Tom packed on around twenty pounds in the past few months before the big event. He says he’s a “nervous eater.” And he’s had a lot to be nervous about – his exit from Paramount and his high octane marriage. When Tom arrived in Rome, we hear that Giorgio Armani was apoplectic because the wedding tux was too small. Armani personally tended to all the fittings while Tom’s pants were let out and various details were adjusted. Tom wanted to look svelte so he didn’t protest when Giorgio suggested girdling Tom’s midsection so the jacket would fall properly. The corset was sewn into Tom’s undergarment. Everyone was sworn to secrecy, but those Armani employees love to gossip, and are we grateful for THAT!

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26 thoughts on “TOM CRUISE: IT'S A CINCH

  1. {{{shudder}}}! was he also wearing a mansiere/bro? Notice how female actors are forced to be anorexic, but men are just girdled for 1 day?… yuck!

  2. And Kate was wearing a STRAP-ON, I heat TOMMY BOY likes it in the rear. U GO GIRL…

  3. Mr Cruise wearing a corset under his wedding gown is the very least interesting detail of this charade being played out in public.
    armani employees like to gossip, eh?
    what have they to say about the uninspired design armani came up with for katie holmes’s wedding gown?

  4. Why was their wedding such a big deal anyway? He isn’t that great of an actor, I mean look at the movies he’s been in…not that great and his whole persona is the same in everything he does. He can’t act I don’t know how he became so “powerful” except in his weirdo faith..in himself. Poor Katie she’s lost in it..

  5. What about the lifts? A Girdle and some lifts? Or did they really dig a hole for her to stand in?

  6. Tom Cruise is an insane cult member.He has no talent,a fat ass and a small cock.And hes a dwarf.

  7. There isn’t much to say after that – except…please, no more Tom/Katy stories. So sick of hearing about these very strange people and their stupid wedding. It was all for show – but nobody cares!!!

  8. The sad thing is that she really believes that this is going to last.

  9. hedda Bopper, still talking of HIS own problems
    Tom Cruise, the biggest star in the world, perfectly fit, handsome, rich actor, talented, with a big cock (see Magnolia) and 5foot7, is HOT

  10. That’s nonsense. Everyone knows Tom prefers a garter belt and stockings . . .

  11. a man his age wearing a man girdle is no big deal.
    it is the fact that he felt the need to wear a tampoon and fish net stockings that is i bit alarming.
    jack e. jett

  12. you got it..everyone knows garter belt stockings and a man…what a farce.

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