TOM CRUISE TELL-ALL IS BOUND TO RILE UP SCIENTOLOGISTS

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“Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography” by Andrew Morton is bound to be a bombshell when it hits book stores next week. What makes the book most fascinating are the ways in which Scientology controls Tom Cruise’s life. From the excerpts we’ve seen, the book seems to be very accurate. We were flattered to note that Morton prominently featured information from this website – specifically our “Rosemary’s Baby” theory. Back in May of 2006, we wrote about a discussion we had with former Scientologists about the comparison between the movie and Suri’s birth. Morton read the posting and later contacted us – we talked about that posting and other related issues. We asked not to be quoted, because, frankly, we are afraid of Scientologists. Since Andrew Morton has gone into hiding, we suspect he is too.

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34 thoughts on “TOM CRUISE TELL-ALL IS BOUND TO RILE UP SCIENTOLOGISTS

  1. Andrew Morton is a hack and pretty creepy himself.
    I’ve read his book about Madonna, it was one shoddily prepared piece of garbage, just a mish mash of second hand anecdotes throw together.
    He made Madonna BORING, that takes some skill.
    All the Scientologists have to do is IGNORE this book, but won’t because THEY have serious control issues and will unwittingly give the publisher more publicity than the book deserves.
    Scientology seeks to control every aspect of the lives of every member involved in their organization down to the last detail, Tom Cruise is no exception.
    David Miscaviage accompanied om Cruise and Katie Holmes on their Honeymoon! That should tell you something right there.
    It one thing if your spiritual advisor attends your wedding or even officiates at your ceremony, but tagging along with your new bride on your honeymoon?
    That sounds weird because it is weird.

  2. You should reprint your original about the Rosemary’s Baby theory.

  3. Well I will be reading it, it sounds very interesting from the excerpts

  4. the frozen sperm of dead guy is a bit too far fetched, but it was a nice try. his cousin’s sperm might be closer to the truth. you haven’t seen his cousin in a movie lately have you? pay off.

  5. the baby does look like a sperm sample from l. Ron Hubbard but let’s be serious does anyone think tom had sex with katie?

  6. To me, Suri looks like both Katie and Tom so how do you explain that?

  7. Janet, I immediately noticed the similarity between your story and the excerpt I read.

  8. Actually, Suri looks like Katie, who has similar features as Tom. It makes it easy to pass off the baby as Tom’s.

  9. Of all the brain dead idiots that follow Scientology, Cruise is the biggest. He is very valuable to this cult, ’cause he persuades many of his well-heeled ‘friends’ to join (give big $$). Satan himself is the author of this demonic cult, and Cruise and the rest may live the high life now, but……………(insert your own belief regarding eternity).

  10. I know alot of Scientologist through my family. Let me tell you, They are very messed up. They want to control the planet, Earth, though Scientology teachings. I hear the Scientologist say this all the time, VERY SCARY!

  11. Can you please reprint the “Rosemary’s Baby” theory?
    When I click on your link,
    it says that it cannot connect. Thanks Janet!

  12. Janet, I’d be more afraid of ‘your’ religion than Scientology. You know the one I mean, a 2000 year old hippy that performed magic tricks for the crowds. The guy that was given birth by a “virgin”. The guy that cursed a fig tree and made it wither. The richest church ever in history that went on crusades burning raping and pillaging.It all kind of dwarfs being audited by an e-meter doesn’t it?

  13. Morton better watch the Scientology ghouls don’t zap him into orbit. Cruise is GAY and the cult is hiding it. Katie is paid, and doesn’t have sex with Cruise.

  14. Katie is a bought wife and Tom is a gay weirdo. He’s psycho because he is part of a cult and hiding in the closet.

  15. No hetero guy jumps on a couch. That was the ultimate obvious act. Tommy needs to stop it because his lies are turning him into a freak.

  16. Cruise is a crackpot. Holmes is a paid whore. Suri is only hers. Sciencecult is making him even odder.

  17. The Jumping Dwarf starring Tommy tunes Cruise and other midgets coming to a closet near you.

  18. He should be exorcised by a team of Priests, Rabbis, Pastors, Preachers,….

  19. If youre so afraid, why are you trying to take credit by admitting it now!? They’re gonnnna gitt uuuu, Jannnettttt……..

  20. I am going to tell you what is (I SWEAR) a true story. Me and spouse went to Clearwater, FL. and went into the huge Scientology Center there, pretending we thought it was a regular hotel. There were cameras all around. We sat down on a couch and in one second a Sci rep came over, asked if she could help, and then explained it was not a hotel. We feigned ignorance and left. Before we left, she gave us a large book, promoting Scientology. We stood outside front door for a minute, and down the street came about 15-20 kids, age about 18 to 21 or so, staring dead ahead like zombies, and marched into the Center, staring and saying not a word. Then, 2 goons came out and stared at us. We were parked about 3 blocks away, and they followed us almost all the way. I was afraid they would get my car lic. and track us down. If you remember, a while back, Lisa Marie was sick and followed their medical routine and could have died…this was kept fairly hush hush. Others have died and at the very least been taken for lots of $$. I cannot stand Tom and the ignorance of these idiots, but they are really to be pitied, cause Lucifer himself has control of their minds.

  21. I’ll say this about the ongoing Cruise meltdown: it absolutely proved the priceless value of a professional public relations rep.
    Tom couldn’t buy decent press today if his life depended on it.
    He fired Pat Kingsley (his longtime rep) and boy did his true colors begin to show then!
    Closet queer. Seriously ignorant/under-educated. And the messianic, heir-apparent poster boy for one of the world’s most notorious cults.
    Who, one has to wonder, does he think wants to see his movies now?

  22. Scientologist command egotists, with Katie and Tom; in staring roles, often make up this silly nonsense about their number one members so the victims can pretend hurt and deny whatever.. bringing in a little of their teachings to the public mind with rebuttal, sue, then miraculosly overcome the evils railing against innocent them,and rally proving them to be wealthy, healthy and wiser as super compassionate heros. Why are we surprised many people remember and repeat the lies and innuendo and can’t recall the reasons for it? Haha. Booooooooooring!

  23. Please, an addition by River Styx of 5:46 AM: When the 15 or so kids average age about 18 – 21 got to us outside the front of Sci Center, my spouse, said “hi, how ya doing”. Not one of them said one word, just kept staring straight ahead with that zombie look. I can remember to this day my blood running cold. Idiot Nicole should move heaven and earth to get those 2 kids out of there, but I believe Cruise Control would get his Sci buddies to do her bodily harm if she tried. Also, Katie’s parents should try to talk some sense into her, but since she has had a taste of the ‘good life’, it now appears impossible. His money will win out, and she has sold her soul.

  24. Did anyone really believe that that baby is Tom Cruise’s? At the very least, it’s from someone else’s sperm, and not his.

  25. ” We stood outside front door for a minute, and down the street came about 15-20 kids, age about 18 to 21 or so, staring dead ahead like zombies, and marched into the Center, staring and saying not a word.”
    This scenario is played out in front of every evangelical shopping mall sized church in the suburbs every day. HOW SCARY!

  26. Fellow postees – remember those other famous Scientologists – John Travolta, Kirsty Alley et al are just as guilty as Tom Cruise but no-one seems at all concerned about the others. I say they deserve a bollicking too!! And enough of this devil, demons and satan talk, these people are humans like all of us, just more screwed up that’s all.

  27. Tom was trying to do his risky business dance for oprah.
    The guest list they had at their wedding is kinda interesting….

  28. As much as I hate the CO$, I think it’s funny that he didn’t invite Oprah. That was a pretty good “dis”. Oprah would have probably turned the wedding into something all about her, always upstaging any guest or topic on her show.

  29. i remember long long long ago joking about how the men driving the biggest fanciest sportscars usually had the smallest penises. so here you have a short insecure dude who has these billboards of him up promoting him as being something totally opposite of what he is in real life.
    its like the wizard of oz, on one side you see the most ideal prince charming…. and then you find out that he is really a frog, who wears lifts in his shoes, speaks with a stutter, lacking the suave lines the writers of his film give him, and he is just pretty ordinary, like every other schmoe haha

  30. a little schmoe who lives in a 35 million dollar mansion and who thinks he is the “messiah” of his cult. effin weird.

  31. His flacid penis is slightly over one inch long. In the turgid state, it is 2 1/2 inches. When he stays in the pool too long, there is shrinkage, significant shrinkage. I cannot divulge how I came by this information, except to say it is entirely accurate. One small clue: I am very good friends with wifey #1.

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