TOM CRUISE’S HOUSE IS SO BIG HE NEEDS A WALKIE-TALKIE

Forget cell phones. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes use walkie-talkies when they’re at their huge Beverly Hills house. Their mansion is so high up in the hills that they have no phone reception! The house itself is big and the grounds of the property meander in all directions so the only way they can communicate sometimes is to use their walkie-talkies. Hint: maybe your house is TOO big if you have to use walkie-talkies! Soon Suri will demand her own walkie-talkie covered with rhinestones…

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  1. Why do people insist on not hemming their denim pants anymore? Doesn’t it ruin them to walk on them? Looks like a hazard to me. Of course, I’m old and everything is some kind of hazard for me. lol

    Tom looks like he is headed for a quick lunch at the country club. He does look fit.

    Wonder if Katie will ever escape the cult? I think Tom and Suri are in it for life.

  2. Lol they don’t look like they need to escape anything.
    OP. they’re buying a house in Malta with a 2000 sq ft living room.

  3. Plenty of bedrooms and baths for Tom’s SCIentology goons to stay awhile, just in case he thinks Katie may be straying and falling back into her Catholic roots. And maybe even a special room for Suri and a SCI teacher to start out with child thetan clearing classes.

  4. That kid was created just to prove that a gay man is str8=CRAZY.

  5. whats the difference? they dont want to be anywhere near eachother anyway (except when they’re in front of the cameras)

  6. That’s just bullcrap about not getting cell reception. Can you imagine that freak running around with a walkie talkie and chirping Katie every few minutes. That would take a handful of pills every day just to tolerate his hyperness.

  7. PS: Katie was most likely ignoring the constant beeping texts, and cell phone messages, and the walkie talkies was Creepie’s way of getting control.

  8. Tom Thumb is beyond disgusting. I still wonder whose child she really is since Tom Thumb is sterile. Anybody who takes scientology seriously is a lunatic.

  9. so this is how he is able to fuck boy’s without katie her presence?

  10. Actually the house is not that high off Doheny Road. As you drive up his street, the houses get higher & higher so I don’t know why his reception would be any worse than those up the mountain beyond his. Doesn’t make much sense

  11. Maybe Tom’s gotten rid of technology like phones and laptops so the Aliens don’t find them and beam them up to space before his next movie (part 4 or 5 of some action flick).

    Maybe Tom will make Tin Foil hats fashionable. Just like the guy on the corner of 2nd Street.

  12. i guess that Brangelina and the Smith need a talkie walkie also :their houses are so big

  13. They have brainwashed church slaves working for them.. Katy ought to be ashamed.. oh wait!?

  14. I bought a set of those with my last marraige because my husband would go in a store (one of those huge discount ones) and SAY he’d be in one area, but then when I was done grocery shopping and ready for check-out, he wouldn’t BE there. He’d ALWAYS wander off like an entranced 3 year old following a balloon. It made me INSANE having to go look for a grown man over and over just so we could get the cold stuff home while it was still COLD!

    The walkie-talkie idea worked great. We also used it when we bought an over the top of the truck camper, and if I was in the back fixing sandwiches I could tell him when they were ready so he could find a nice place to park so we could eat.

    We liked it so much we bought a bigger trailor, that used to be Stacy Keach’s dressing room. It was decorated really nice. Kind of Polynesian, with fabric glued to the walls, big green and tan leaves, fronds; great carpet and a convertible couch/bed in the “living room” as well as a rattan chair that was round and cushy. We only paid $4000 for it and it was a 19 foot I believe.

    Had a blast in that thing camping up the coast in Calif. There’s a sea lion retreat in Carpinteria where they are sheltered and you can see them pretty closely from a cliff above where they lay out and sunbathe. The babies were so darling!!!! We went there several times because it was so close to where we lived, in Ventura, at the time.
    Sure miss that place!

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