TONY CURTIS IS STILL ALIVE AND MAKING A MOVIE
After The National Enquirer reported that Tony Curtis was seriously ill with pneumonia and printed photos of him looking frail in a wheelchair, we thought he was a goner. But miraculously, he has bounced back and is now making a movie called David And Fatima. For the first time since he started losing his luxurious black pompadour, Tony has removed his toupee and revealed his bald pate for the movie. He plays an elderly hospital patient who imparts wisdom to a troubled younger patient. We wonder if marrying a woman 45 years younger than he is will lengthen Tony’s life or shorten it.