TOO FAKE FOR WORDS

covered.jpgDrum roll, please! It’s time for the first annual JCH Hot Air Awards for celebrity magazines. This year, Life & Style is the big winner for the FAKEST headlines of the year. While it IS gossip, and everyone gets it wrong SOMETIMES, Life & Style gets it wrong week after week! For example:

Brad Wants Jen Back,
Brad’s Talking Split,
Angie’s Worried She’s Losing Brad,
Jen and Brad’s Secret Meeting!

Apparently, Life & Style is convinced Angie and Brad are splitting and Brad’s going back to Jen. Hey, it’s NOT happening! Angelina and Brad are perfectly happy, and Jen and Brad DO NOT SPEAK! And surprise, surprise, Angelina and Jen have NO desire to communicate either. Need we say more?

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Posted by Janet on May 13, 2007

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  1. By Mc
    On May 12, 2007 at

    I would rather give $1.99 to a homeless person before I bought that poor excuse for a magazine. Who edits it? My guess is an idiot.

  2. By mark in toledo
    On May 12, 2007 at

    They should change their name to LIES & STYLE. Very good call, Janet.

  3. By Anonymous
    On May 12, 2007 at

    Bravo Miss Janet for finally calling it like it is. L&S sucks.

  4. By Anonymous
    On May 12, 2007 at

    US magazine also called them on this. It’s hysterical. Life and Style is a joke.

  5. By Anonymous
    On May 12, 2007 at

    US WEEKLY is a pile of unreliable SH**. We all know it. That is why they their moronic spokespersona are all running around on E! and VH1 and any other crap-paying cable network that wants cheap talent. The good news is: as long as these ILLEGIT RAGS continue to print, the more we can rely on long time credible sources.
    People may make fun of gossip reporters over 40, but the trick is that time will tell who’s legit and who isn’t. Janet, Cindy Adams, Liz Smith, Michael Musto, MiKe Walker, Nelson Aspin, Jeanette Walls, Rex Reed, etc etc…that’s who you can trust!

  6. By Anonymous
    On May 12, 2007 at

    Life & Style is worse than the National Enquirer

  7. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    I stopped buying Life & style when they started all of these fake Brad and Jen stories. The lamest magazine out there.

  8. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    I read People, US and In Touch. The rest are crap and Star and Life and style are by far the fakest. Pure fiction.

  9. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    Life and Style obviously are selling magazines, or they wouldn’t keep printing the same (false) story.

  10. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    Life & Style figures one day it will happen. Then they can claim they had the “scoop” all along!

  11. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    all of those tabloids including us weekly are horribly stupid.
    the idiots who work at the tabloids routinely “borrow” items that were covered in minute detail in gossip blogs.
    these are people who only got their jobs because they are knew someone- they could never get a job based on their own talent- they have no talent!

  12. By Patsy
    On May 13, 2007 at

    They rank about the same as Weekly World News and their batboy scoop!

  13. By Also Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    L & S is comedy, not gossip!
    Out of the List of columnists –Who’s Mike Walker??
    Rex Reed??? Is he still working? Really? He’s not in jail for shoplifting something?
    Michael Musto is hilarious! Nelson AspEn does great celeb interviews and is funny too, which I like.

  14. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    Life & Style is by the a big piece of crap.

  15. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    I don’t buy any of these crappy celeb scandal rags.
    I go to a couple of good web sites, including this one.

  16. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    Life and Style is all lies. Their sister magazine intouch is better. I also love us

  17. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    Isn’t it funny how the brangelina fans are probably reading this & breathing a sigh of relief, believing Janet Charlton now coz she’s sayin all is well in brangelina land but if she wrote they were breaking up tomorrow, they’d be callin her a fraud who doesnt know diddly squat.

  18. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    I don’t like Brad and ANgelina but I do not belive Life and Style. Every other magazine knows that Brad and Jen don’t talk. It really is comedy in that magazine.

  19. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    L & S is a waste of paper. They have no news or gossip and t heir fashion tips look like they came from the local walmart

  20. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    Janet, have Brangelina’s pr people put you up to this?

  21. By Britney Spears is still swine
    On May 13, 2007 at

    WHO ACTUALLY READS OR BELIEVES THIS STUFF ANYWAY? I JUST LOOK AT THE PICTURES.

  22. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    Janet has good gossip unlike life and style which is all fake snd stupid.

  23. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    Hats off to Janet and MICHAEL MUSTO!!

  24. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    Hats off to Janet and MICHAEL MUSTO!!

  25. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    Bottom line, Life & Style is all LIES.

  26. By palm tree
    On May 13, 2007 at

    This is hilarious, Janet!
    ive heard one blog say that the old queen, the national enquirer actually breaks a lot of the juicy stories. i think that us magazine is kinda slimy..
    .one of the head editors there is in jail for trying to lure some underage girls to do the nasty with him. he got caught by investigators posing as young girls.
    i am not a fan of brangelina, they are as full of bullcrap as life and style…but i cant help but think that somehow their “hotness” is increased by the constant cover stories on this rag. i heard that angelina has an agreement with people magazine–she gives them the exclusives like photos of the kids and in return they write fluff pieces about her.

  27. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    a couple years ago, when jessica and nick were all the rage, the magazines used to have headlines like these..that there was trouble in paradise, and both jessica and nick would come out and publically deny all the rumours…and then, poof they split and divorced, leaving some thinking that the tabs were right all along.

  28. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    Does anyone believe Life and Style? I always thought it was the fakest magazine and lately it seems to be worse and worse. I only read it when I’m constipated.

  29. By Attention: Gossip is not Really Important
    On May 14, 2007 at

    Hey entertainment and gossip magazines don’t have to be true–this is not Time or Newsweek. Don’t take your pop garbage so seriously…

  30. By lookwhaticando
    On May 14, 2007 at

    Of course Brad is not going back to that fake Fugly Chinnifer Maniston. Angelina is much more suited for Brad. Chinny is old news, and fading (Thank God) Fast.

  31. By lookwhaticando
    On May 14, 2007 at

    Lies and Stories, and Out of Touch are both the biggest jokes going. One week Brad is leaving Angie and calling Chinny, Next week. Angie is leaving Brad, and Brad tries to call Chinny, but Chinny wont take his calls. I could do these stories, and use the blogs as my infamous “Source” “Insider”

  32. By Anonymous
    On May 14, 2007 at

    Who knows. It was just weeks ago that every last tabloid, including Us had Brad and Angie absolutely miserable with each other, including OK, who now says they’re OK. OK? Nobody retracted anything. Star now says she totally caved in on all issues and Brad took her back. In Touch keeps nagging away at them. Us is sitting on the fence just ready to go either way. Who cares. They both make me sick.

  33. By Anonymous
    On May 14, 2007 at

    I trust People magazine and In Touch. Star is a joke, Us seems to be wrong a lot and Life and Style I wouldn’t read if you paid, me. Globe is for old people and the national enquirer is cheesy and looks like it is written by tired old queens.

  34. By Anonymous
    On May 15, 2007 at

    Perfectly happy? Ok. So Angelina didn’t give a lapdance to Olivier Martinez a few weeks ago. Like Mk says: “Her vag cannot be with one man” Or woman for that matter.

  35. By Anonymous
    On May 15, 2007 at

    I cancelled my subscription to life and style a few weeks ago. They literally begged me to keep it, offering me an amazing deal but I refused. It is just awful.

  36. By Margaret
    On May 15, 2007 at

    People prints fluff only and In Touch, just so you know, did three blistering weeks of Brangelina break up in the past four. Last week’s was very uncomplimentary although they didn’t zing them as much. Bottom line – who cares! However, if Jennifer Aniston ever took this jerk back, I would head to California to kick her butt – myself, personally.

  37. By Margaret
    On May 15, 2007 at

    People prints fluff only and In Touch, just so you know, did three blistering weeks of Brangelina break up in the past four. Last week’s was very uncomplimentary although they didn’t zing them as much. Bottom line – who cares! However, if Jennifer Aniston ever took this jerk back, I would head to California to kick her butt – myself, personally.

  38. By Margaret
    On May 15, 2007 at

    LIFE & STYLE IS THE BEST !!!!!!
    GREAT PRODUCT INFO, TOO.
    HOW CAN SOMEONE CRITICIZE L&S WHEN THEY READ THIS CRAP FROM JANET CHARLTON.
    LIFE & STYLE’S SALES ARE UP UP UP………. JANET IS AN OLD OLD HAG

  39. By Anonymous
    On May 15, 2007 at

    Sounds like Margaret works for Life and Style. Hmmm, wonder who that could be? My guess is someone who’s first name starts with the letter M.

  40. By Anonymous
    On May 15, 2007 at

    L&S SUCKS…….

  41. By Caren
    On May 16, 2007 at

    And you should know! Besides working on Geraldo’s show and E red carpet, didn’t you work for Star, another Star and Lies mag in my opinion!

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