TRAVOLTA TWINS: TWO MORE SCIENTOLOGISTS!
When Star magazine announced that John Travolta’s 47 year old wife Kelly Preston is expecting TWINS, the first thing we thought of was: two more Scientologists to add to the cult! As recruiting becomes more and more difficult due to negative publicity and loss of esteem, we figure that church leaders must be encouraging faithful members to multiply and have more children. Since the young are brainwashed from a very early age, it’s easy to keep them in the fold. We’re happy for John and Kelly, but sorry that the children are likely to be slaves to Scientology.