Two Lines of Coke

This handsome young actor had a beautiful longtime girlfriend and they both started getting very successful in Hollywood around the same time. They seemed like old fashioned sweethearts but were far kinkier than we realized. The founded what they laughingly called The Hollywood Spanking Club. These private celebrity get-togethers were actually orgies and participants were encouraged to live out their wildest fantasies. Activities were fueled by an abundance of drugs. More often than not, our straight actor and his girlfriend ended up wih partners of their own sex. The actor’s motto was: “The difference between gay and straight is two lines of coke.” A few years have passed and they’ve both moved on to new relationships. Both of their new partners would be VERY surprised to hear about the old days!

Posted by Janet on December 2, 2006

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  1. By Art Chic
    On December 3, 2006 at

    This is a good one Janet! I’m stumped but soon it’ll be all over the interwebs and this nut will be cracked.

  2. By Anonymous
    On December 3, 2006 at

    robert downey jr. and sarah horseface parker–she always marries FAGS–she got da ugly wart infested horseface!

  3. By Anonymous
    On December 3, 2006 at

    Leonardo D’Caprio and Giselle??

  4. By Anonymous
    On December 3, 2006 at

    Hugh Grant & Elizabeth Hurley.

  5. By Janet's Mother
    On December 3, 2006 at

    Ernest Borgnine and Totie Fields.

  6. By Anonymous
    On December 3, 2006 at

    Sounds like it could be Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth.

  7. By Anonymous
    On December 3, 2006 at

    Chris Klein & Katie Holmes

  8. By Anonymous
    On December 3, 2006 at

    i agree….hugh grant and the hurley slut

  9. By Hollyweird
    On December 3, 2006 at

    Dunce and Gayenhall?

  10. By James
    On December 3, 2006 at

    I had to laugh at most of the guesses on here…Robert Downy Jr. and Hugh Grant are wayyy on the WRONG side of Young. But Hollyweird got me to thinking and wondering…it could very well be Kirsten and Jake..Kiki’s always desheveled and sort of drunk looking and Jake was spending a LOT of time with Matthew Mccconna(whateverthefuck) and Lance Armstrong (until people started noticing that is)

  11. By Hollyweird
    On December 3, 2006 at

    Thanks James. The big hole in my theory is who they have moved on to??? I don’t recall hearing about Kirsten with a new BF. I’ll have to keep guessing…oh my, the plot thickens!

  12. By Anonymous
    On December 3, 2006 at

    is orlando bloom dating anyone at the moment? If he isn’t then it’s not he and Bosworth.

  13. By Anonymous
    On December 4, 2006 at

    I think Hugh and Hurley too…can totally see them into it

  14. By private123
    On December 4, 2006 at

    it could be tom n penelope

  15. By Janet should pAY a visit to rachael zoe and jonathan the hair stylist for new hair.
    On December 4, 2006 at

    Lame.
    JANET!
    what’s with the “whodunit”
    …..you never reveal.
    why?
    Lame.

  16. By Anonymous
    On December 4, 2006 at

    to the last comment…that’s the whole idea…they’ll never reveal..duh

  17. By Anonymous
    On December 4, 2006 at

    Can’t be Orlando and Kate because the clue says something about the couple having been broken up for a few years. Orlando and Kate have not been broken up for that long.
    Yes, Orland is dating, according the tabloids, Kikky is his new gf.
    ‘young hollywood’ Leonard and Giselle, she is not hollywood, he is, but he doesn’t seem the type to do drugs.
    Hugh Grant hardly qualifies as ‘young’
    Chris and Kate haven’t been broken up a full two years and again, they didn’t seem like the type to do drugs.
    I would probably have to go with Jake and Kikki. Until a better guess comes along

  18. By Omar Tentmaker
    On December 4, 2006 at

    What is to prevent a 100% totally made up story if you never reveal the answer?

  19. By Anonymous
    On December 4, 2006 at

    Omar (lovely screenname, by the way), that is the WHOLE POINT of blind items. Many, many gossip columns run blind items (Page 6, Ted Casablanca, The 3am Girls, etc.) and they NEVER reveal who the subjects are because of lawsuits. That’s why the columns run guessing games. To guess. Jesus.

  20. By Anonymous
    On December 4, 2006 at

    Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton?

  21. By Shante
    On December 4, 2006 at

    Winona and Depp? I hear she’s freaky-deeky!

  22. By Anonymous
    On December 4, 2006 at

    How about Jared Leto and Cami Diaz? He looks like he’s no stranger to a coke infused dong fest.

  23. By V
    On December 4, 2006 at

    Hugh Grant is now with heiress Jemina Khan and Liz is with some Indian retailer. Didn’t they tease long ago about her spanking him? And didn’t Steve Bing tell Vanity Fair Liz and he had a threesome in Las Vegas & their relationship was not exclusive?

  24. By Anonymous
    On December 4, 2006 at

    Could be a recycled Hugh & Liz story, unfortunately. Grant is super pervy and we all remember his taste for hookers and risky auto Willy encounters. Always the buttoned-up stiffies who turn out to be the biggest freak shows.

  25. By Anonymous
    On December 4, 2006 at

    What about Brad and Jen?

  26. By Anonymous
    On December 4, 2006 at

    How about Kate Hudson and whatever the ex-husband’s name is?

  27. By Anonymous
    On December 4, 2006 at

    Mathew M & Penelope C.

  28. By Anonymous
    On December 4, 2006 at

    So obviously CAMERON DIAZ & JARED LETO

  29. By Anonymous
    On December 5, 2006 at

    I immediately thought of Winona Ryder and Johnny Depp … I realize they’re not young hollywood now, but they were when they were together

  30. By Anonymous
    On December 5, 2006 at

    It can’t be Jared Leto because she says they’re BOTH with people now. What about Ben Afflek and Jlo?

  31. By Rox Neon
    On December 5, 2006 at

    I’m going for Affleck and Paltrow.

  32. By Anonymous
    On December 6, 2006 at

    Definitely Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gylenaall

  33. By stolidog
    On December 6, 2006 at

    Michael Vartan & Jennifer Garner.
    You’ll absolutely need to trust me on this one.

  34. By Anonymous
    On December 7, 2006 at

    John Stamos and Rebecca Romijn

  35. By BritneySpearsWatch
    On December 7, 2006 at

    Affleck & Paltrow – that is a GREAT GUESS.
    I’d second that one.

  36. By Anonymous
    On December 7, 2006 at

    Brad Pitt and G. Paltrow?

  37. By Anonymous
    On December 7, 2006 at

    It’s gotta be Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears… gotta be…

  38. By Anonymous
    On December 7, 2006 at

    Zach braff and mandy moore????

  39. By Jules
    On December 7, 2006 at

    Don Johnson and Melanie Griffin.

  40. By Jules
    On December 7, 2006 at

    Well, Don would be too old. I goofed on that one.

  41. By Anonymous
    On December 7, 2006 at

    JLo and Affleck!

  42. By Anonymous
    On December 7, 2006 at

    Brad Pitt & Juliette Lewis

  43. By Anonymous
    On December 7, 2006 at

    Depp & Winona for sure!

  44. By Anonymous
    On December 8, 2006 at

    Sounds like John Stamos and Rebecca Romijn

  45. By Anonymous
    On December 8, 2006 at

    Bruce & Demi

  46. By Anonymous
    On December 8, 2006 at

    Heath Ledger and Naomi Watts. I thought everyone knew that.

  47. By Paulette
    On December 21, 2006 at

    Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie!!!!!

  48. By Anonymous
    On March 7, 2007 at

    Rebecca Romjin and John Stamos – although they were married too, hmm.. so maybe not.

  49. By bh journalist
    On March 11, 2007 at

    Gotta be Reese Witherspoon & Ryan Philippe

  50. By Anonymous
    On June 20, 2007 at

    Im thinking Brad Pitt and Juliette Lewis.

  51. By jack3_af
    On April 27, 2009 at

  52. By jack3_di
    On April 27, 2009 at

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