VANESSA PARADIS IS HERE – BUT WHERE’S JOHNNY?

Vanessa Paradis is just as evasive as Johnny Depp when it comes to their relationship. Vanessa and Johnny haven’t been seen at an event together for a year and a half. She goes to her movie premiers alone and so does he. But they both insist the rumors about them splitting are not true. Maybe they’re just taking time off and really don’t know if it’s over. And for the sake of their kids, Lily-Rose, 12, and Jack, 9, they’re in no hurry to make a decision. Above, Vanessa turned up for Karl Lagerfeld’s Chanel collection at the Chateau de Versailles in France, looking adorable, as always.

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Posted by Janet on May 15, 2012

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  1. By forrest gump
    On May 15, 2012 at

    FISHING WITH HIS PALS, folks.
    so no women needed.

  2. By Strom-forrest gump
    On May 16, 2012 at

    Folks!

    SHE ALMOST LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY….for a second there MY PINK-SIZE MAN-MEAT WAS THROBBING!

    “THAT’S ALL, FOLKS”

    >>>>>>>>>slowly coming out of my racist repressed closet!

  3. By Walt Cliff
    On May 16, 2012 at

    Vanessa doesn’t seem to photograph well. She either looks gaunt and plain or beautiful. Then again, I never seem to take a decent photograph but my wife shines every time. Oh well.

    Depp seems to have a “type” of woman. The frail and rail thin the better (Kate Moss, Sherilyn Fenn, Jennifer Grey, Winona Ryder..etc.). Although, his first (and only) wife from the early 80’s looked fit but not scrawny.

    Hope these two can stay together and weather any problems that they may or may not have. I like them together and they seem to fit. Plus, they have little ones together.

  4. By Walt Cliff
    On May 16, 2012 at

    Okay, just a quick observation. Am I the only one that thinks Vanessa looks like a mannequin in that photo? lol

  5. By Muffie
    On May 16, 2012 at

    Walt, she looks like she belongs in previous post about the wax museum. Haha

    Yeah, I think they must be on some sort of break. Which may not be a bad idea. The alternative be…… killing each other or hastily divorcing.

    I just can’t wait for Johnny’s autobiography to come out!

  6. By palermo
    On May 16, 2012 at

    What is wrong with her left calf, big bulge on the front. Instead of going to premieres both she and Johnny need to spend some serious time at the dentist. His teeth are completely rotted if you ever catch him smiling and hers don’t look much better.

  7. By Walt Cliff
    On May 16, 2012 at

    Muffie, True. Sometimes couples just need to reexamine and remind themselves just what they have and how good they have it.

    Does he have an autobiography coming out soon?

    _______

    palermo, I think the her calf is fine. It’s just the angle of the camera. The rotten teeth would be a deal breaker. If the teeth are rotten, then the breathe would smell bad and probably taste (gross) bad.

    He’s a big boy and should suck it up and get some therapy if he has a dentist phobia (many do). That’s a bad example for his little ones. Plus, can you imagine how bad his morning breathe would be?

    I’m a fan of Depp and Burton so I will be seeing this latest one on Friday night. 🙂

  8. By Muffie
    On May 16, 2012 at

    Walt, I’m not sure if he has an autibigraphy coming out anytime soon, but I’m sure one will eventually be written. With or without his permission!

  9. By Sir Justin Jonluke Ross Alldunn Feierabend Jr.
    On May 16, 2012 at

    This woman looks amazing and Beautiful and seems like a real hard working mother and she creative and thoughful and Pretty. Johnny your really missing out.!

  10. By Sir Justin Jonluke Ross Alldunn Feierabend Jr.
    On May 16, 2012 at

    Johnny this woman is breath taking and…I am sure you know it and this Woman looks truely amazing and looks like she has never had in children…She is in Great Health and looks incredible and Lovely..Lucky man Johnny has had this Beautiful and incredible woman.

  11. By Sir Justin Jonluke Ross Alldunn Feierabend Jr.
    On May 16, 2012 at

    Where Johnny working hard and doing a wonderful job at his craft..This lovely lady looks incredible and she is standing straight and tall and knows she is smoking Hot.

  12. By Msnbc
    On May 17, 2012 at

    She looks like a drowned rat. Stingy hair. Walmart shoes. She would fit right in taking orders at the MC DonaldS drive thru in Alabama some where. Just because someone is anorexic thin does not make them “beautiful”…. sorry.

  13. By Msnbc
    On May 17, 2012 at

    Stringy thin scraggly hair… Yuk

  14. By Sir Justin Jonluke Ross Alldunn Feierabend Jr
    On May 17, 2012 at

    Vanessa has her act together on many levels as far as money this woman never has to work for the rest of her life and can live like a Queen….She looks like a first class incredible woman…Who has a good life being strong and rich beyond her Dreams.

  15. By Paul Smith(ポールスミス)
    On October 1, 2014 at

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