VICTORIA BECKHAM IS TEACHING THE SPICE GIRLS HOW TO GET IN SHAPE

Victoria Beckham is NOT about to be embarrassed when The Spice Girls get together for their upcoming reunion tour. She’s alarmed because the other girls have gotten out of shape over the years. Either they’ve had babies or just stopped working out, but they’re heavier and not so sexy. Posh is the only Spice girl who’s in better shape – at least slimmer- than she was when the group was on top. She’s wants the others to look great so she’s become the group motivator. She’s encouraging them all to try her special diet tricks and workout plans. The other girls know they need help and they’re grateful – they want to be HOT again.

13 Comments so far

1. By HILDA
   On May 14, 2007 at

   I don,t think the other girls want to look like E.T.

2. By Anonymous
   On May 14, 2007 at

   Exactly, Hilda!! Any of them look better than Victoria (Alien Spice) Beckham! She’s a freak! And the fact that she’s willing to do a reunion just shows you how desperate she is now that her “mainstream/Hollywood royalty” act is in the toilet.

3. By Anonymous
   On May 14, 2007 at

   Beckham is not in shape- she just hasn’t eaten a full meal in ten years.
   I’m guessing Beckham today weighs a good 15 pounds less than she did in the photo above, and she’s not rocking the emaciated look well.

4. By cal
   On May 15, 2007 at

   heavy woman are sexy and attractive (it’s mostly about confidence). stick thin (lollipop / tits on a stick) for the most part is not sexy and attractive, and most likely not healthy.
   if it is really about ‘girl power’, then they should be healthy looking, not looking like they have an eating disorder.

5. By Anonymous
   On May 15, 2007 at

   Why should they even bother to lose weight. I don’t think they have any fans left that would pay to go see them.

6. By Anonymous
   On May 15, 2007 at

   BEING A STICK WITH IMPLANTS
   IS NOT BEING IN SHAPE….SHE
   IS NUTS !!!

7. By Anonymous
   On May 15, 2007 at

   I have to agree with all above posts. I am accused of being too skinny all of the time and I’m 5′6″ and 135 lbs! To be that thin, she’s either not eating or taking massive amounts of stimulants. Or both. If it was excersise, she would have those things called muscles. I look at the old picture and I think “Thin, but not skinny”. Now she’s just a fishstick with a side of silicone.

8. By Anonymous
   On May 15, 2007 at

   I hope this is untrue. Why would any of the girls wish to look like VB? She has the least desirable figure of the lot, skeletal with huge bolt on boobs and no muscle definition.

9. By Posh
   On May 15, 2007 at

   anorexic and an ugly face is attractive?….that’s Posh!!

10. By Wayne Geddes Pland
    On May 15, 2007 at

    Vicki’s diet and exercise secrets amount to eating nothing but the occasional tomato soup, drink nothing but diet coke and smoke cigarettes to get the heart pumping.

11. By West Coastian
    On May 16, 2007 at

    Small diet and the only exercise is putting their finger down their throat. She’s not the kind of trainer I’d want.

12. By Anonymous
    On May 16, 2007 at

    How about more current and accurate names for the group? Anorexic Spice, Out of Wedlock and Knocked up Spice, Madonna wanna be Spice? Plain Jane Spice and Talentless Over the Hill spice.

13. By Anonymous
    On May 16, 2007 at

    She looks better then than now. Stick figure and fake boobs is NOT attractive and her hair looks better here. She has alot of work tio do herself!

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