WHAT CHARLIE SHEEN IS DOING FOR LOVE

We didn’t realize how serious “Two and a Half Men” star Charlie Sheen is about marrying his girlfriend Brooke Mueller. Of course that $500,000 ring was persuasive, but we knew he REALLY meant it when he promised Brooke he’d get rid of ALL his tattoos! Brooke has always hated Charlie’s twelve tattoos (he removed his exwife Denise’s name from his wrist awhile ago.) Among his not-so-tasteful his skin art are a dragon with eyeglasses, a burning Marlboro cigarette, an open zipper with an eyeball peeking out, and a note pinned to his chest saying “back in 15 minutes.” Every few weeks Charlie visits a doctor to go through the painful removal process and there won’t be a wedding until he’s finished.

16 Comments so far

1. By posh
   On September 24, 2007 at

   she better be real careful with this dude he might have more that meets the eye if you know what i mean.

2. By ultrasound
   On September 24, 2007 at

   WHO CARES ABOUT THESE 2 DUMB ASSES.

3. By Anonymous
   On September 24, 2007 at

   She sounds like a controlling c*nt. And he’s a hot mess. I give them 4 months post-nuptials.

4. By Martin Sheen
   On September 25, 2007 at

   Don’t marry her Charlie, you will be sory.

5. By Anonymous
   On September 25, 2007 at

   Sounds like a smart girl to me! Stick to your guns, girl.
   Maybe that’s why he’s crazy about her–she’s not his usual run of the mill dummy/bimbo.

6. By @#$%^
   On September 25, 2007 at

   snails and puppy dog tails

7. By Margo Channing
   On September 25, 2007 at

   Once a cheating coke-head always a cheating coke-head.

8. By Anonymous
   On September 25, 2007 at

   So…
   He married a whore, who seems bent on dragging him through the mud, no matter the consequences to their children…
   And now he’s moving heaven and earth (okay, laser tattoo removal

9. By Anonymous
   On September 25, 2007 at

   ^^^^^Very good advice.
   WHY BUY THE COW, WHEN THE MILK’S FREE?

10. By Anonymous
    On September 25, 2007 at

    Before he marries again he should find a doctor who can pull Charlie’s head out of his own ass.

11. By Obsessed
    On September 25, 2007 at

    Dude what are you doing? You are a bachelor for life !!!

12. By Anonymous
    On September 25, 2007 at

    All these stupid women who try to change Charlie. They all end up regretting it. He will not change.

13. By Anonymous
    On September 25, 2007 at

    Nice romantic thought but totally off the mark. He stated ages ago – when he hit 40 – that the tattoos had to go; an age and maturity (tee hee hee, this is Charlie Sheen remember!) thing, nothing to do with the latest fool of a woman whose gotten involved with him but a nice idea if it had been true, but it ain’t!

14. By Art Chic
    On September 25, 2007 at

    Charlie = cokehead whore-hopper
    Denis= cokehead whore
    If anyone thinks he’s changed they have a screw loose.

15. By Anonymous
    On September 26, 2007 at

    What does Janet have to say about him touching his daughters inappropriately as x17 is claiming?

16. By Emily Koren
    On March 9, 2008 at

    I think that Brooke is the one for Charlie.

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