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We can no longer ignore Gene Simmons’ hair. He’s a perfectly decent looking guy with an attractive family, but THAT HAIR! It’s a frizzy helmet/pageboy that appears to be sprayed to high heaven and stiff as a board. What is going on there? Is this the result of a low budget hair transplant or a weave combination? It’s shocking that a guy with all of Gene’s money and smarts should walk around with hair far worse than Donald Trump. A shaved head would be an enormous improvement.


Posted by Janet on April 3, 2012

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  1. By Strom
    On April 3, 2012 at

    If I had more money I’d enlarge my manhood. Darn black men!

  2. By mish mash
    On April 3, 2012 at

    Perfectly decent looking guy? Are you mad? The guy looks like a burn victim. That skin has been snipped and stretched beyond belief. What a creep. The hair is the least of his problems.

  3. By True disbeliever
    On April 3, 2012 at

    Once you’ve had that many transplants that didn’t work your head is scarred and patchy. He can’t go bald now if he wanted to. But he should definitely get a better piece. He is ridiculous looking.

  4. By Patrick
    On April 3, 2012 at

    Never seen KISS. Not on the bucket list.
    He married a Saskatchewan girl so he must have a pretty good sense of humour.
    And can take a good punch.

  5. By Hollywoody5000
    On April 3, 2012 at

    Actually I am told that when Gene campaigned for George W. Bush for President, the devil pulled all of his hair out, including his bush. I heard later he was at Pavillion’s in West Hollywood buying Brillo Pads, stuck one in his crotch & spread the rest on and around his head. You don’t think anyone in their right mind would have their “stylist” do their hair like this, do you? Unless she/he was blind in one eye and couldn’t see out of the other. Rumor has it he is bald as a birthday balloon and wears this frazzled wig mess so he can “continue” to look like a star, although he didn’t say a fallen one. Man’s a mess and I think he is too out of touch with reality to realize that he looks like Broom Hilda.

  6. By forrest gump
    On April 3, 2012 at

    ……a minister of the scientology movement?

  7. By Leo
    On April 4, 2012 at

    Gene Simmons came between the gal pal friendship of Cher and Diana Ross!!
    Back in the day Gene was dating Cher. It was Cher’s birthday and she suggested to Gene that Diana would know what she would like for a gift. Well as if Diana Ross could be trusted with Gene Simmons. The Next thing you know, Cher and Diana’s friendship became a thing of the past. His hook up with Diana didn’t last longer than a hiccup!!

  8. By Denise
    On April 4, 2012 at

    His “hair” does bear a likeness to something you would find blocking the drain in your bathtub.

  9. By yoyo
    On April 4, 2012 at

    @Hollywood5000 – LOL!!! Well said.

    Gene has enough money to buy a decent hair hat & possibly his mirrors at home are from a 1970’s funhouse. That goes double for Mr. Trump whom by the way always has that constipated look on his face.

  10. By Christine India
    On April 4, 2012 at

    When he looks in the mirror he sees a good-looking man. And that is (duh) because he is delusional.

  11. By Nina
    On April 4, 2012 at

    Yep, he would definitely look better bald. Shannon gave up on running her fingers through that barbedwire fence decades ago.

  12. By Ray J
    On April 4, 2012 at

    Stop poking fun at ‘Fire Marshal Bill.’

  13. By Natalie
    On April 4, 2012 at

    His “cave man hair” look really needs to go away. Surely he can afford a wig?

  14. By Walt Cliff
    On April 4, 2012 at

    I love all the responses above. 🙂 It reminds me of cotton candy gone bad.

  15. By Walt Cliff
    On April 4, 2012 at

    ps) the way he is holding his mouth reminds me of my grandpa smiling when he got his new teeth. 🙂

  16. By Muffie
    On April 4, 2012 at

    Ewww Denise, that gives me the shivers, but very true!

    Gene WAS a good looking man back in the day, but the day is long gone! Now he just looks like a bad version of The Antichrist!

  17. By rb
    On April 4, 2012 at

    As long has he likes it, then I will like it.

    Why do people insist on tearing other people down.

    It’s his hair, his money, and his life.

    Meanwhile people are starving in the Us and the world.

  18. By chris
    On April 4, 2012 at

    Ugly sure…but way smarter and wiser than Obama … worked very hard to earn his wealth.

  19. By palermo
    On April 4, 2012 at

    I think both he and the Mrs. look terrible since they got those facelifts. I don’t know what it is, but when people mess around too much with all that their skin takes on the texture of an alien matter, it doesn’t look like skin any more. (see Suzanne Somers or Melissa Gilbert)

  20. By hello
    On April 4, 2012 at

    God bless Sharron for fucking him, she deserves every penny.

  21. By Walt Cliff
    On April 4, 2012 at


    lol !! Someone had to and the farm animals were tired of drawing straws (hows that for dirty?!)

    You mean Shannon (Tweed) ?

  22. By missyco
    On April 4, 2012 at

    He sees a young Adonis looking back in the mirror. He sees his money well spent on all the procedures he has had done.Yeah, that’s got to be it! Good for him! He feels good about his looks and his coiff! You must admit that “do” must take time to do!

  23. By Hello
    On April 4, 2012 at

    Thank u Walt cliff for correcting name spell.

    Correction, she deserve all his gold, money is not worth anything.

  24. By gogo
    On April 5, 2012 at

    I was so sad when KISS took their make up off.

  25. By chris
    On April 5, 2012 at

    His hair looks like a wig made of pubic hair. Yes, I said it!

  26. By chris
    On April 5, 2012 at

    I did not make that vulgar remark by fake chris.

  27. By E
    On April 15, 2012 at

    He’s so gross! I can’t understand how he gets all those women.

    Back in the day, we all used to joke about how the only reason Kiss came up with the funky makeup and clothes was because they were the fugliest around so they had to.

  28. By Gael
    On November 25, 2012 at

    He probably feels the fact that he has a full head of hair at his age is a good thing and isn’t worried about how ridiculous it looks. I would bet he’s had stylists advise him to get a better cut but he’s stubbornly refused and looks like an old fool.


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