WHAT HAS CHYNA DOLL DONE TO HERSELF?

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Former Celebrity Rehab patient Chyna Doll (Joanie Laurer) looks different than she did on the show last season and we can’t figure out exactly why. Her face actually looks more normal than usual. Did she get bigger implants? Or did she lose weight, thus making the large implants she had, look even more inflated? We hope she hasn’t acquired an addiction to silicone. She’s showing off her new look, appropriately, at the premier of “The Wrestler.” And it was NOT a costume party.

20 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On December 18, 2008 at

   She has added two heat-seeking missiles to her chest.

2. By Dr. Kevorkian
   On December 18, 2008 at

   I think she had a clitoris reduction. HAve you seen it? It’s like a little pecker. She obviously had some “developmental” issues going on when she was in her mother’s womb.

3. By gerard Vandenberg
   On December 18, 2008 at

   ………….BREATHED HELIUM, folks?

4. By B Bobby
   On December 18, 2008 at

   It’s now called the Kardashian look. Fake.

5. By Anonymous
   On December 19, 2008 at

   Janet why do you insist on blogging about dumb ‘reality’ shows? Please change the topics to something a little more relevant

6. By Anonymous
   On December 19, 2008 at

   Those look hard as a rock.

7. By Betty Boobs
   On December 19, 2008 at

   Dang, those fake boobs look so plastic. Look how they shine. I really do not understand why women want boobs that unrealistic looking. I have a large chest myself, and I hate them, and mine are 1000% natural! Trust me, they’re more trouble than they’re worth. I feel deformed every day of my life.

8. By Anon1
   On December 19, 2008 at

   Looks like she’s off the sauce and the botox

9. By Anonymous
   On December 19, 2008 at

   I think she looks very wholesome here and I applaud her decision to go with a more natural appearance.

10. By Lady
    On December 19, 2008 at

    Did she have a nose job? I haven’t seen any photos of her for quite a while and her face definitely looks different.

11. By Derek
    On December 19, 2008 at

    Chyna has lost weight, which is why her face looks thinner.
    Instead of drinking she is working out… Apparently she has an obsession with working out now… Better than drinking.

12. By Anonymous
    On December 19, 2008 at

    Boobies….sorry, I was going to say something eloquent and pithy there but it’s stuck in my head. Boobies… oh god there it is again. Looking at this picture is like having Tourettes.
    2.29. What whorehouse are you living in that this is considered wholesome? Oh wait. It’s sarcasm right? Please….
    Boobies….

13. By We love Reta
    On December 19, 2008 at

    Boobies….sorry, I was going to say something eloquent and pithy there but it’s stuck in my head. Boobies… oh god there it is again. Looking at this picture is like having Tourettes.
    2.29. What whorehouse are you living in that this is considered wholesome? Oh wait. It’s sarcasm right? Please….
    Boobies….

14. By We love Reta
    On December 19, 2008 at

    Sorry, but I like my celebrities with their skirt around their neck, face down in a puddle. None of this “drying out” crap. I don’t pay good money to see celebrities lead decent wholesome lives! I want to see unhinged meltdowns – you know like what proper stars are meant to do!
    Sorry about the double post – Janet sort out that slow tab! I’m starting to look as dumb as the We Hate Retas.

15. By sak
    On December 19, 2008 at

    I too have fairly large boobs double D’s and find them an absolute pain in the butt! I don’t understand why women want such Dolly Parton orbs, they drive me mad especially during hot humid summer days when you sweat underneath them and wish they would just disappear!!

16. By Strom
    On December 20, 2008 at

    Yep, I agree from now on we refer to fake boobs as Kardashians. It will be like a blow job is refered to as a Lewinsky.

17. By Anonymous
    On December 20, 2008 at

    The surgeon who stuffed these triple G feed sacks into her has no shame and neither has she.

18. By Anonymous
    On December 20, 2008 at

    Chyna will never have to fear drowning.

19. By Reta
    On December 21, 2008 at

    Where’s my knitting needles when I need them?

20. By JeffDaChef
    On February 25, 2009 at

    I think she has just lost some weight and now her breasts seem huge. I also think she has gotten rid of those cheek implants she had. All she needs to do is get a breast reduction and I’ll think she is somehow taking my advice telepathically.

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