WHAT IF MARILYN MONROE’S DOG WROTE A MEMOIR?

Somehow we can’t picture Angelina Jolie playing Marilyn Monroe, but she’s got the part in an upcoming movie, according to writer Andrew O’Hagen. He wrote the book “The Life And Opinions Of Maf The Dog, And Of His Friend Marilyn Monroe.” It’s about the last two years in Marilyn’s life, told from the point of view of her Maltese Maf (short for “Mafia”) – the pooch that was given to Monroe by her friend Frank Sinatra. The author says George Clooney will play Sinatra. Maf had an exciting life – he encountered JFK and went with Marilyn to acting classes and restaurants. When Marilyn died, Sinatra’s secretary adopted Maf.

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  1. The dairy of Marilyn Monroes dog.

    Every second entry begins with:

    Well, something certainly smells fishy!

  2. HaHaHa!

    The diary of Marilyn Monroe’s dog.

    Every second entry begins with:

    Well, something certainly smells fishy!

  3. Fortunately AJ won’t have to use an accent – OMG I saw her in that roman film with Orlando B – her accent was so laughable, just thinking about it now cracks me up.

    There are so many other actresses that would do MM justice. Maybe one that doesn’t have a face like a persian cat – which looks like its smashed in from hitting a brick wall.

    hahahahaha

  4. Bear with me now. IMHO, the only actress that has the Marilyn “LOOK” is Gail O’Grady from NYPD Blue/Boston Legal.

    She’s always reminded me of Marilyn.

  5. Nice nipple on her tit there. No wonder both (K) brothers were hittin it.

  6. Oh, Sebastian— YOUR MOTHER was never in the vicinity of Marilyn or her dog. You’re just being thilly, gurl!

  7. HaHaHa! Scooby you must have been the funniest person in juvenile hall back in the day.

  8. Yep. And your tiresome likening-of-female-genitalia-to-fish shtick is a sure mark of maturity.

    Honey, WE GET IT. You’re on the record for preferring a nice hygienic penis or male arseh*le to one of those big scary women.

  9. Ah Scooby I could now say something like “Well, since you are both a dick and an asshole, I guess that was a proposition”, but I shall take the high road.

  10. This story is based on true facts. When Marilyn was married to writer Arthur Miller she wrote letters to his kids every week when they were at camp, filling them in on what was going on at home but creatively wrote them from the dog’s perspective and even signed them with his name. They were very funny and sweet and the children remembered the letters from the dog with great affection, which they had for Marilyn in life. She was a very amazing person full of creativity and is sadly remembered not for her sense of humor and fun but for the sad portions of her life. I think that would truly disappoint her more than anything.

  11. Jinxy, sure Marilyn was extremely talented, and quite intelligent. However, for whatever reason, she was incapable of controlling herself (her excessive sexuality, her neuroses, etc.), and this affected her image – at both a public and personal level. She could not stop herself from ending up a bit of a joke, and a dirty joke at that. Probably the greatest cautionary tale to date for female celebs.

  12. Ah, … A.J. , Why can’t you just stay at home and take care of your litter?

  13. Casonia Logenberry ..Hells kitchen people should use that time to study and learn all of chef gordon ramsays food and learning and reading and study should had happened and jennifer you are doing a great job. says:

    I love Marilyn Monroe but she had many abortions and she was hooked on drugs and pills and Frank was a sweet heart who did something nice and that is to give Marilyn a Dog and I am sure she often talked to the dog and give it a hug and of course walk and talk and fed her dog but of course your going to tell a dog some things about yourself that no one will ever know..unless you can get into that dogs head and of course why not another story about one of the most Beautiful woman in the world okay…Why not!

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