WHAT JAY-Z AND BEYONCE MIGHT LOOK LIKE IF THEY DIDN’T HAVE MONEY (AND LIVED IN OHIO)

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We found this “makeunder“ photo of Jay-Z and Beyonce on Facebook and haven’t stopped laughing. So this is what they might look like if they lived ordinary middle class lives in a small town. No hair augmentation, makeup artists or stylists…

Photo via: Planet Hiltron

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Posted by Janet on June 29, 2012

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  1. By Strom
    On June 29, 2012 at

    Good post…Bey is an especially plain looking BLACK woman who tries very hard to look white….this shows her true features.

  2. By Hello
    On June 29, 2012 at

    Wow, really janet slumming on black sites for nonsense but would never take serious news from a black website.

  3. By Kait
    On June 29, 2012 at

    makeunder or over, beyonce is a knockout.

  4. By Cheap dirty Janet
    On June 29, 2012 at

    First of all her ring would be smaller, her skin would be darker (no money to see the best dermatologists for the best bleaching creams) and her hair would probably be nappier. Jayz would probably look and dress the same as he does now, his clothes although name brand always look like rags to me, rags that any trick could buy at any swap meet! Boy be looking broke!

  5. By Strom
    On June 29, 2012 at

    Very nappy headed…another one would be Halle Berry who is bi racial but the picture in the left column shows her as very monkey like. A classic Darwin example.

  6. By What?
    On June 29, 2012 at

    What is wrong with you people and your RACIST comments! Really?!
    Yes Beyonce would still be beautiful, and it doesn’t cost must to get a pressing once a week- so I Doubt she’s have ‘nappy’ hair!
    I think it’s a cute pic of them and it Obviously was just for fun!
    You people are so rude….

  7. By Yeahhhhh, no
    On June 29, 2012 at

    I live in Ohio and I love it. I don’t know why this site has to be so elementary. “and if they lived in Ohio” ….lame. Why not Nebraska? West Virginia? Delaware? Shit, they can still live in New York…there are PLENTY of common , unattractive people there too. Unnecessary.

  8. By Karma
    On June 29, 2012 at

    When the racists point make such racists comments, it says alot about them. Small minded and fearful, because I am sure they are no objects of beauty themselves, with or without stylists.

  9. By Denise
    On June 29, 2012 at

    Janet, please delete “forrest’s” post.

  10. By Brandy
    On June 29, 2012 at

    It’s BECAUSE Ohio is known as a family oriented midwest town…I was born in OHIO and lived there my entire childhood…OHIO is a great place!

  11. By Happy1
    On June 29, 2012 at

    I’ll have you know Ohio is not in the midwest. Midwest is for people in the central time zone. Last I checked, Ohio is in the eastern timezone and one state away from the Atlantic Ocean.

  12. By Strom
    On June 29, 2012 at

    I am sure nothing negative was meant about Ohio. Ohio has been considered Midwest many times though. Halle is from Ohio and a natural picture of her would also be an eye opener.

    Nothing racist either but the PC crowd wants to see anything said about BLACKS as a need to protest. Why not talk about their graduation rates (none) and their 2 parent homes (none).

    Why not show the real spooly headed J Lo too? This is the reality and what you see on the screen is nothing but camoflauge.

    Hope & Change

  13. By Msnbc
    On June 29, 2012 at

    He’s still homely regardless.

  14. By chris
    On June 29, 2012 at

    I’ll take Ohio over NYC anyday.
    Now as for the pic, LOL so dammmmmn true and btw from listenting to their interviews they bare have a sixth grade education between them.

  15. By chris
    On June 29, 2012 at

    barely

  16. By Paula
    On June 29, 2012 at

    They are both ugly! She looks whiter all the time!

  17. By Strom
    On June 29, 2012 at

    Nothing racist either but the PC crowd wants to see anything said about BLACKS as a need to protest. Why not talk about their graduation rates (none) and their 2 parent homes (none).

    Why not show the real spooly headed J Lo too? This is the reality and what you see on the screen is nothing but camoflauge.

    Hope & Change

  18. By Denise
    On June 29, 2012 at

    Thanks Janet.

  19. By Sherry-Lynne
    On June 29, 2012 at

    Blacks being exploited by Jews. Welcome to America.

  20. By Strom
    On June 30, 2012 at

    Not really, it’s BLACKS being exploited by other BLACKS and their own stupidity. Give them a new Bentley to ride in and a white woman and he will sign away his life to be seen as Mr. Cool.

  21. By Strom
    On June 30, 2012 at

    Nothing racist either but the PC crowd wants to see anything said about BLACKS as a need to protest. Why not talk about their graduation rates (none) and their 2 parent homes (none).

  22. By Johnny1960
    On June 30, 2012 at

    ” in the left column shows her as very monkey like. A classic Darwin example.”

    Strom, when you write stuff like that it makes me laugh in an admittedly pretentious,”thank god I’m not as stupid as him” kind of way.

    But, it also makes me rather sad to think that people like you and Sherri-lyn, stumble through life so poorly informed, swimming at the shallow end of the gene pool. Strom, theres a mess in aisle 6, ,,, clean it up…

  23. By Strom
    On June 30, 2012 at

    No Johnny, there is a mess in the left column, who seems to have used both surgery and makeup to cover up her heritage….isn’t that the saddest?

  24. By phyllis weiss
    On June 30, 2012 at

    ..Delete Sherry Lynns anti semitic remark about Jews immediately…

  25. By Strom
    On July 1, 2012 at

    Phyllis is a bit touchy about this isn’t she? And a little bossy too. The jews don’t handle criticism well….blacks call anything negative racism. Yids call it anti-semitic. Get over it and look at the reasons why.

    Look at the picture of Paula Abdul on the other thread if you want to see someone who is getting more jewish looking by the day….another Golda Meir in the making???

  26. By Bluejay
    On July 1, 2012 at

    Strom,
    Please post a picture of yourself here on this site. And your resume, and educational credentials.

  27. By Strom
    On July 1, 2012 at

    ‘jay

    Why would anyone be that stupid….it’s not about posters anyway. Some here would gladly post all their stats, pics, and phone number and invite you over for a seance.

    Maybe you can carry on a long educational session with these 2 pictures….just keep it to 1 syllable so they understand.

    Hope & Change

  28. By Strom
    On July 2, 2012 at

    By Kait
    On June 29, 2012 at

    “makeunder or over, beyonce is a knockout.”

    What a joke! This picture should play over all her “concerts”

  29. By Strom
    On July 2, 2012 at

    By phyllis weiss
    On June 30, 2012 at

    “..Delete Sherry Lynns anti semitic remark about Jews immediately…”

    Didn’t seem to jump to attention so quick, did they Phyllis? Wonder Why?

  30. By Strom
    On July 2, 2012 at

    If the anti semetic remark was not about jews, who would it be about? Indians? Finns? Vietnamese? Panamanians?

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