WHAT KIM KARDASHIAN NEEDS IS A THREE-WAY MIRROR

Six months pregnant Kim Kardashian continues to defend the fact that she sees nothing wrong with wearing skin tight clothing as maternity wear. We suspect that she doesn’t have a three way mirror at home so she can see what the BACK of her dress looks like. In spite of (or perhaps because of) her industrial strength Spanx, Kim has little bulges and it looks like the zipper of her Lanvin dress is straining and about to pop.

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30 thoughts on “WHAT KIM KARDASHIAN NEEDS IS A THREE-WAY MIRROR

  1. In her defense being pregnant is not easy. It’s hard to feel pretty and look pretty.Just saying…

  2. Maybe she’s dressing like this because she wants to stay in the public eye while pregnant. Remember Jean Kasem, who played Loretta, on Cheers? She wore ridiculous outfits during her day, and there were ALWAYS photos of her. Kim is getting the last laugh, everyone! 🙂

  3. why do I keep imagining that her gynocologist is just rolling his/her eyes?

  4. What’s with the bargain basement Taylor Swift bangs? I still say she’s not pregnant.

  5. There’s something very off about the way she looks as a pregnant woman.

  6. I think there’s a surrogate somewhere. Where is Kanye, he ran for the hills about a month ago and hasn’t been seen since

  7. She is getting good at the simpering face for the cameras. I agree that it is a pillow baby and any slight weight gain is to try to throw everyone off.
    She is too vain to be with child.
    I vote for pillow baby.

  8. Would I rather..the broad on the right or the broad on the left? Even though Kim is pregnant and chubby, she is still beautiful, so I choose the left. Those old anorexic broads are plentiful at the flea markets and swap meets.

  9. What a vain, stupid, narcissistic excuse for a woman. She looks more ridiculous trying NOT to look pregnant than she would if she were wearing maternity clothes. Reese Witherspoon is an example of an elegant pregnant lady. She could give Kim some advice on what to wear when you’re pregnant. But, Kim, being Kim, has to look as trashy and tacky as is humanly possible. It’s who she is.

  10. She looks like someone trying to shove their body into a prom dress from 20 years ago. She would look thinner if the clothes fit her body. I hope she doesn’t lose the baby weight afterwards.

  11. if you thought she’s not pregnant, you needs to meet some pregnant women! you thought she wanted to gain 30 pounds to fake! see her breast! it’s huge!

  12. She looks like an over-inflated rose petal, and not in a good way.

  13. She is so delusional. To think she looks good like this is absolutely redic. She needs to grow up she is nearly 33 and acts like she is a teenager. God she really is ugly isn’t she? No amount of money can give this one any Klass let alone class! She needs to go back to be the NOBODY she was before Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest gave her some press. Yuk she is cluck.

  14. She looks really pretty, and I like the dress, but NOT ON HER RIGHT NOW. Why is she trying so hard to not dress pregnant? Let it go, Kim!

  15. Clearly Janet is on the family’s payroll. Every day brings another post.

  16. If there is a baby, it is really smashed flat, and normal development as a fetus is imperiled. So sad.

  17. Why hasn’t she bared her “belly” for the camera? She was always showing her body parts and now that the publice is curious she gets coy. It must be padding in the belly and padding in the bust.

  18. Janet I HOPE you are getting a fee from this trash to subject your readers to constant stories of a glorified porn actress.

    I don’t believe she is pregnant. She is a pathological liar and will do anything for attention or money. She never was nor will be attractive. She is ugly from the inside out and no amount of make-up or plastic surgery can fix her.

    I am really hoping she isn’t pregnant. If so I pity the child.

  19. The dress looks dreadful on her. There are some beautiful maternity clothes out there so she could get through this pregnancy with style and class. Apparently she’d rather look like a stuffed sausage.

  20. What a hideous woman! Is she freakin’ blind? I wouldn’t go to the mailbox looking like this.

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