WHAT WOULD JESUS THINK?

Prince was seized with a religious fervor recently at the after hours club Xenii. It’s already been established that Prince doesn’t want the DJ to play hip hop songs with obscene lyrics and the club indulges him. On this night he started lecturing the girls doing go-go dancing in scanty outfits. The half dozen pretty girls gyrate sexily on pedestals throughout the club. He told them “It’s WRONG to dance like that. You’re too good for this!” What would your parents think? You shouldn’t be selling yourself so cheap.”
The girls protested “We need the money we earn here!” Prince asked them how much they were paid per night and offered to give them TWICE as much to STOP dancing and go home! The dancers were surprised but realistic – “And what would we do next week? We LIKE working here and we LOVE to dance! We’re happy!” Finally Prince gave up and went back to his table for another drink of water. No conversions that night.

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1. By Anonymous
   On October 2, 2006 at

   It would be nice if you had more detail than ‘recently’. And what the heck did you do to that picture of him, the hair is all messed up. Why does it look so high??

2. By Miss Loo
   On October 2, 2006 at

   Why does he go to clubs and give the dancers a hard time AND just drink water?
   WEIRDO

3. By Pat
   On October 2, 2006 at

   Those girls need to sit down and regain some dignity.
   Prince is merely pointing out where he’d like them to sit!

4. By Anonymous
   On October 2, 2006 at

   This is sooooooooooooooooo fake.

5. By Anonymous
   On October 3, 2006 at

   He’s a hypocrit. He used to have chicks like that around him all the time. Who needs a freak to tell them how to make a living?

6. By Pebbles
   On October 3, 2006 at

   ahahahaha!
   This sounds as fake as a
   Tom Cruise is a hero story.

7. By Anonymous
   On October 3, 2006 at

   This is not the first time that Prince has done this.
   Like 2:33 said he is a hypocrite.

8. By curious
   On October 3, 2006 at

   is he a man or a woman?

9. By Chelsea
   On October 3, 2006 at

   Maybe if he spent less time in the clubs he’d still be married.

10. By reggin
    On October 3, 2006 at

    What did prince convert to islam, lighten up purple pimp and take two of those skanks home and perform purple pain on those ho`s. PEACE.

11. By Anonymous
    On October 7, 2006 at

    Prince apparantly is now a Jehovah’s Witness. But i don’t believe this story i mean why would he go to a club like this if he hates the atmosphere? This makes no sense to me at all!!!

12. By Mimi
    On October 8, 2006 at

    He goes to the clubs to try and save them, I guess 1:23am. He has always seemed to be on another level. Never could quite figure him out. But hey folks, it that’s what floats his boat, then I say more power to him.

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