WHEN HE GETS OUT OF REHAB, THE SITUATION DOESN’T WANT YOU JUDGING HIM

Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is apparently in rehab but his reps insist he is merely “at an undisclosed location for rest and recuperation” due to his grueling schedule. The late Elizabeth Taylor is the only person we know of who would check into a hospital when she was tired. Insiders say Mike has a “too much nightlife” cocaine and sleeping pill problem which is exactly what we expected, and explains his odd behavior. (Could steroids be involved in this also?) He probably doesn’t want to admit it because people will be scrutinizing his indulgences when he gets out, but, hey, it IS good for the upcoming sixth season ratings!

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10 thoughts on “WHEN HE GETS OUT OF REHAB, THE SITUATION DOESN’T WANT YOU JUDGING HIM

  1. At least he is making an attempt to get clean. Too many people make fun of the sad “situation” of too much party time with too many party favors. This isn’t the 80’s so you would think these folks would learn how many “careers” were ruined by the white stuff. It is a choice to start drugs and a bad one…No need to pass judgement unless he keeps it up! Funny thing it is snowing here at the beach today..he he he

  2. no need to.
    ONLY LOSERS LIKE HIM GO FOR REHAB VISITS!!

  3. Too late. I already know he’s an ass and loser. Hope he goes away permanently, and takes the rest of the batch of morons with him, never to be spoken of again!

    By the way, this guy is one of THE ugliest mugfaced dogs I have ever seen. Just who cast this show anyway? They should be fired!

  4. OMGosh! Even his fans are ANNOYING! My next door neighbours son is very sweet but once he starts talking about the Situation guy he BECOMES the Situation guy – accent and all!

    I believe subliminal messages are rampant throughout the reality tv world. Who in their right minds would allow a youngster to watch a bunch of kids party their butts off 24/7? Drunk and Drama. You want your child to live like THAT?

  5. I don’t have cable and never watched jersey Shore, but from their interviews on various talk shows, I wonder what the world is coming to. And now the fugly midget Snooki is knocked up, bringing the world’s moral standards down yet another notch.

  6. Look at the above photo….who the heck poses like that, unless of course, they are higher than a kite!!

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