WHEN MADONNA’S FINISHED WITH HIM, JESUS LUZ WILL BE PERFECT

Always striving for perfection, Madonna is not holding back when it comes to her young sweetheart Jesus Luz. She felt there was room for improvement when it came to Jesus’s smile. She suggested, and paid $7,500 for Jesus to have his teeth straightened. He wears Invisalign braces at night – the same corrective treatment that Tom Cruise used. Fortunately for his modeling career, Jesus’s problems were minor and he didn’t need traditional braces. Madonna’s fussiness is a little surpising since she’s always been proud of her own gap-tooth smile.

Posted by Janet on January 28, 2010

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  1. By Bambi
    On January 28, 2010 at

    Oh Lord, I cannot look at or read this. This sorry piece of trash whore is possessed with multitudes of demons. She needs to go live with her master whose name is satan. Look at the eyes of Luz; he is possessed, too. For those who think there is no devil or demons, this should disspell all doubt. I hope our computers don’t get a virus. Where did Janet get this pic? (don’t wanna know).

  2. By MamaSan
    On January 28, 2010 at

    Get these germ and bacteria and crabs infected vermin off my computer.

  3. By Fat Frau
    On January 28, 2010 at

    Damn, Momma Vadge has one heck of a hot piece of trash there. Lucky lady gettin some of that good stuff each and every night.

  4. By SebastianCanada
    On January 28, 2010 at

    I am no bible thumping prude, and used to be a Madonna fan, but I have to agree with all the previous comments. I feel like I need a shot of penicillin and an exorcism after looking at those photos.

  5. By palermo
    On January 28, 2010 at

    this is in the pedo range to me, sorry

  6. By Reta
    On January 28, 2010 at

    Funny necklace she has there!

  7. By right
    On January 29, 2010 at

    Reta…you obviously don’t remember when (trashy) madonna filmed “papa don’t preach” i believe, and she featured a cross prominently. The Catholic church went crazy. madonna is a poor example of what a person should act like.

  8. By right
    On January 29, 2010 at

    If you have seen madonnas arms..they are enough to make you barf. No wonder the guy is so thin.

  9. By captain america
    On January 29, 2010 at

    the fantasy of FAGGOTS is exploding right now.
    ………………..BET, folks?

  10. By Fat Frau
    On January 29, 2010 at

    I’ll bet when capt. ‘merica saw that fine piece of tail that Vadge is lovin on, he blew an instant pearl necklace.

    I’m with you captain, he’s one fine lookin stud muffin. I’d share him with ya, puddin.

  11. By biscuit
    On January 29, 2010 at

    There is a Broadway play entitled….”Stop the world, I wanna get off”.

    This article makes that title valid in this present day filthy world. These must be the End Times the Bible predicted. Prophecy verses states the world would grow worse and worse right before the Rapture of believers.

  12. By pinkstar
    On January 29, 2010 at

    Lucky woman!!

  13. By dandy lion
    On January 29, 2010 at

    After the teeth-straightening, maybe he can go through her design-a-dick program.

  14. By Victoria
    On January 29, 2010 at

    Madonna does nothing for anybody. She probably has Jesus under a personal contract and he has to pay her back every nickle and pay her 50% of everything he makes.

  15. By SebastianCanada
    On January 29, 2010 at

    Victoria, which Jesus are you talking about?

  16. By Jasper's Goat
    On January 30, 2010 at

    I believe his name is pronounced:

    Hay-soos Looz

  17. By Patricia
    On January 30, 2010 at

    Older men have financed and kept young female lovers since the begining of time.
    Madonna gets a lover 30 years younger than herself and people think it’s the end of the world!
    She’s just having fun—chill out.

  18. By funky booty
    On January 30, 2010 at

    tell ‘em patricia.

  19. By Patricia
    On January 31, 2010 at

    Frank Sinatra married Mia Farrow when she was 20 and he was 50. Of course their marriage only lasted about 18 months. But no one called HIM a demon and they remained friends.

  20. By bongo
    On February 2, 2010 at

    I thought she was into Jewish mysticism, Kaballah. Why is she wearing a cross? She gives me the creeps. I’ve sometimes wonder why she is so rich and famous and has, at best, mediocre talent. I don’t get it. There are so many other talented people who can actually sing that don’t get a chance.

  21. By guest
    On February 8, 2010 at

    you go girl! love her dress too!

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