WHEN SIMON COWELL NEEDS A CIGARETTE, HE NEEDS IT BAD

Simon Cowell never likes to be more than a few feet from a cigarette because he’s a chain smoker and inhales three packs a day. (To make up for it he stocks up on vitamin supplements and skin creams at Whole Foods.) So it makes sense that when he went to Ralph Lauren and found a small decorative silver plated cigarette holder he liked, that he bought 100 of them. He has several huge houses and each room has a cigarette holder in every corner.

Posted by Janet on April 1, 2013

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  1. By mishmash
    On April 1, 2013 at

    Will he get the Ralph Lauren nebuelizer when his lungs go south?

  2. By sandy
    On April 1, 2013 at

    He should retire – cause he won’t be living to old age.

  3. By Palermo
    On April 1, 2013 at

    Worried about his skin and he smokes??? A friend of the family was just diagnosed with Stage 4 lung cancer, they said it can’t be cured. Puff away Simon.

  4. By mama
    On April 1, 2013 at

    Janet, that hideous man, Jesse James got married. I was hoping his victim would have gotten wise, but to no avail, she tie the knot with it.
    When will you be giving us the dirt on that?

  5. By Kitty
    On April 2, 2013 at

    Smoking is such a nasty, disgusting habit.

  6. By diva
    On April 2, 2013 at

    To make up for it he stocks up on vitamin supplements and skin creams at Whole Foods.
    Yes that should balance out 3 packs a day.

  7. By Christine India
    On April 2, 2013 at

    My cousin smoked 2-3 packs a day for years and died at age 41 of enphysema with an oxygen tank on his back, which he had lugged around for 2 years.

    I heavily dated a handsome man who was a heavy smoker, who I really liked a lot, until I realized all my clothes and furniture were nearly ruined with the horrid smell of smoke. I kicked his ass out, but first I fixed him up with a friend, a lady smoker and they got hitched. lol.

    Simon is a fool, a damn rich fool, when he needs an oxygen tank, he still will not be able to stop.

  8. By Pippa Martin-St. Onge
    On April 2, 2013 at

    I’m chuffed that this Chav was deported from the UK.

  9. By Kitty
    On April 2, 2013 at

    All his money won’t be able to restore his ruined health from smoking. I too have seen too many lives ruined by it.

  10. By Cal
    On April 2, 2013 at

    All that money will be no good when he no longer has his health.

    I hate the smell of smoke. I hate being exposed to it.

  11. By xyz
    On April 3, 2013 at

    FREEMASON AND CLOSETED GAY SCUM (AND JEWISH TOO)

  12. By Erin
    On April 24, 2013 at

    Well written words, gonna visit again.

  13. By Granted, although
    On May 13, 2013 at

    Finally! While I agree that being an impressive speaker is fine, but at some point you have to perform.

  14. By Although
    On May 13, 2013 at

    Finally! While we can agree that being a persuasive speaker is great, but at some point you have to perform.

  15. By Although
    On May 13, 2013 at

    This! While I agree that being a powerful speaker is great, but at some point you have to perform.

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