WHITNEY HOUSTON ONLY DRINKS AMERICAN WATER

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Bobby Brown might be envious when he hears that his ex Whitney Houston is negotiating to sing at a one night charity event in London for almost three million dollars. Billionaire philanthropist John Cauldwell is taking a chance by hiring Whitney to entertain at his children’s fundraiser in May. Whitney hasn’t done much performing in the past few years since she divorced Bobby and gave up drugs. Whitney’s dressing room requests for the posh event are NOT elaborate (in other words she’s no J-Lo.) Among her modest needs were M&M’s, camomile tea, bagels with cream cheese, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, donuts for her entourage, and, oddly, bottles of AMERICAN water!

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8 thoughts on “WHITNEY HOUSTON ONLY DRINKS AMERICAN WATER

  1. She wants Ophrah there too…..a chance to get her face in the bush before the show.

  2. Bottled water is an ecological disaster. Fossil fuel based energy to make the bottle, fill the bottle, transport the bottle, chill the bottle. And then there’s the disposal issue. The damn thing lasts for ever.
    Drink tap water–it’s better for the earth. And, that includes you, Whitney.

  3. American water is full of dangerous chemicals. This is why she went crazy.

  4. $3Mil Huh? Hmmmmmmm…..BABY, COME BACK, I NEED YOU, I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU. PLEASE TAKE ME BACK.
    Signed: Yo ever-lovin’ man, Bobby Brown

  5. I have read that she is a lesbo; course anybody can say anything.

  6. Er … wouldn’t it be more reasonable to just cancel the fundraiser and give the three million dollars to the charity? I think even the most decadent french aristos would have been shocked at the notion of very rich people partying for the poor. How noble of them!

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