WHO'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

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The Marie Antoinette premier party at Chateau Marmont was a huge success and the celebrity crowd ignored their diets and feasted on mountains of sweets – inspired by the movie. Revved up partiers couldn’t help gossiping about the movie’s star Kirsten Dunst and her mysterious love life. Since splitting with Jake Gyllenhaal, Kirstin is VERY low key about her personal life. The buzz of the party was that Kirsten and her Elizabethtown costar Orlando Bloom have resumed their romance. Fueling the party rumors was the fact that Orlando was there – but seen lurking behind trees and bushes most of the evening! The fact that he avoided Kirsten – and almost everyone else – but stayed at the event for a long time- seemed suspicious. But lately he’s been seen openly hanging out with Penelope Cruz. Is she a decoy or the real thing?

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  1. This would be what, the fourth or fifth ‘hookup’ for Orlando since splitting with Kate.
    Are you’re asking people if they smell another PR stunt?
    If so…yes. In a word.
    Next!

  2. its all about shared addictions & everyone knows Orlando is bi, if not a full blown trouser pilot. would be surprised to find drunkst & orlando are more than just friends who get high together.

  3. Well Orlando left the Marie Antoinette party with Penelope and friends and has been seen with her a few times since. I’d say he’s a newly single guy having fun.

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  5. If Penlope Cruz is involved – is it a decoy? is a dumb question. She is the beard on call to put out the fires for Hollywood men.

  6. Fuck anon 9-30- go blown your horn somewhere else Johnny! Demo this bitch!
    WOW- I’td be cool if the government sponsored my “depends” since they really don’t give a shit about my dependents!

  7. I’m going have to agree with Lea, one of the other posters, on this one. He’s just a regular single guy. There is one source I might dare to believe in. Fans. Their supposed sightings always peg him as someone who likes to drink and flirt. And, really does enjoy gals fawning over him. I believe the dapper, polite good boy is just the image he presents to the public when he goes to Hollywood parties and premieres.

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