Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Charlie Sheen might be living the life many men dream about – he has loads of money and he spends it on porn stars, drugs, booze, and gambling. But has anyone noticed that he doesn’t have any FRIENDS? He’s never had a group of buddies to hang out with or watch sports with. The only people who care about him are related to him – his family. Charlie doesn’t go out after work with pals from the set and the only people around him are paid assistants, exwives he supports, drug dealers, and madams. His solitary friendless life became apparent when an intervention was discussed and the only people available were his parents, as usual. Being Charlie Sheen isn’t as much fun as it looks.


Posted by Janet on February 8, 2011

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  1. By Hilary
    On February 8, 2011 at

    And if this photo is accurate, professional makeup and lighting and hair stylists sure make him a LOT better looking than he really is! 🙂

  2. By uncle bill
    On February 8, 2011 at

    …….he is just too smart for that, folks.

  3. By Reta
    On February 8, 2011 at

    Whew, I’ve been on a vacation from lithium.
    Did I miss anything?

  4. By cal
    On February 8, 2011 at

    There is a good reason someone has no real friends.

  5. By dimes
    On February 9, 2011 at

    When would he have time for friends? He’s a busy dude.

  6. By Rick
    On February 9, 2011 at

    Hiya Reta. Yes, you missed your fellow commenters missing you. Welcome back!

  7. By Rick
    On February 9, 2011 at

    It seems that long ago Charlie decided life is a party and parties consist of three things: hookers, porn stars, and chemicals. It seems he also realized that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line from him to those hookers, porn stars, and chemicals, so why bother with friends – that’s what occasional wives and ex-wives are for. In short, I’d describe him as a consummate hedonist and proud of it.

  8. By dimes
    On February 9, 2011 at

    You can only get away with acting like you’re 25 for so long, and certainly not when you look 55.

    With all these recent pictures coming out, turns out Charlie’s a balding, grizzled, gold-toothed oldish guy who looks nothing like he does on TV and is kind of a perv.

  9. By He's so gross
    On February 9, 2011 at

    .It’s hard for a man to have friends when he’s a narcissist. Other men won’t worship him like his whores do.

  10. By Jerry D
    On February 9, 2011 at

    Sadly, this is a very easy question to answer. When you are an addict, your best friend, mistress, partner, etc etc is your drug of choice. There is no room in his life for friends. He’s made his choice (if you can call addiction a choice) but from what I’ve heard he still has something better than friends: a father who cares and loves him unconditionally. If Sheen can kick his cocaine habit, he has his father to thank.

  11. By yoyo
    On February 9, 2011 at

    Who needs friends when he’s got enablers around him 24-7?

  12. By Muffin top!!
    On February 9, 2011 at

    He has probably lost his friendships due to hitting on their wives.

  13. By Denise
    On February 9, 2011 at

    Friendship only goes so far. Watching a friend self-destruct can be very difficult, and if Charlie won’t help himself, there is very little friends can do, and they will fall off. In that regard, I feel sorry for him.

    Or maybe it’s the hat.

  14. By Charlie's pipe
    On February 9, 2011 at

    Hold me Charlie. Hold me. I’m cold.
    Fuck those other guys.
    It’s just me and you know it.

  15. By Mel Zipskin
    On February 9, 2011 at

    Yup, he’s a herp infested crackhead, wonder if he’s hiv+? That would explain all the benders.

  16. By Reta
    On February 14, 2011 at

    Rick: The above post was not by me. My computer was down and I just got back online today. Someone here has fun masquerading as me now and then. Methinks the above comment was a Patrick attempt, too intelligent to be strom or “uncle bill” or wim or Gerard Vandenburg or whatever the racists assholes are going by today (Patrick exclude on the racism altho he does love to TRY to fuck with my head).

  17. By Reta
    On February 14, 2011 at

    PS: as for why Charlie doesn’t have any friends: who the hell would want to BE friends with THAT?!

  18. By Rick
    On February 14, 2011 at

    Hey Reta, I thought it was you leaving a facetious comment announcing your return. Welcome back for realz this time.

  19. By this is not a simple Q
    On March 12, 2011 at

    did the two PACK bros. from KANSAS CITY
    KANSAS try to sell good-time Charlie a
    very hot antique the LAPD confiscated???
    high weirdness in the middle of the custody
    battle and the porn offer just had to have
    PARIS HILTON sorta sad + glad the commotion
    in the neighborhood was not focused on her…
    can it get any crazier? did he want to film
    the porn spoof of the CBS show at the mansion?

  20. By this is not a simple Q
    On March 12, 2011 at

    PARIS HILTON is respectible and high
    society by comparison to poor Charlie
    and the hi-jinx crowd around him! Charlie
    almost brings down the neighborhood
    with this! Maybe if it’s less porn, CBS
    might warm up to the concept idea of the
    spinoff on cable or the like! it can’t
    get any crazier, and evidently Charlie
    was as “dry” and clean as ALEX JONES knew
    he could be! if the only thing irregular
    was an 1800s perhaps CIVIL WAR era relic!


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