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Interesting how Paris Hilton has been preparing herself for incarceration: she’s been eating large portions of frozen yogurt or ice cream art least once every day. With toppings galore and no regard for calories. Is she figuring this is what she’ll be yearning for most when she’s behind bars so she’d better get her fill NOW? Or is she fattening herself up because she probably won’t want to eat the food she’s given? We wonder how much money she’ll get for the daily diary she’s sure to write while she’s in jail. And we wonder what will happen to her hair extensions. Three weeks without air conditioning or bathroom privacy is enough to scare US straight.
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She played but will she REALLY pay like the average jail bird???
no air conditioning?
that doesnt sound right.
B!tch is bulmic & that stuff is easy to vomit right back up.
Also for some ‘wholesome’ photo ops so we’ll forget her nekkid crotch shots.
I’m sure she’s eating her favorite foods knowing that she’ll have to go without for a few weeks. Wish it were longer.
i wish they didnt handpick her roomate.
It’s not ice cream, it’s pinkberry. It’s very low-cal fro-yo.
WHO CARES ABOUT THIS TRASH?!?!
Please, this skank once again proves how there’s only “justice” for the rich.
b/c for sure everyone else’s cellmates are hand picked and matched for compatibility,they get their jail time cut in half, are put in a ‘special section’…
Watch her come out a dyke…
She’s going to a minimum security prison where, it’s just like a safe enviroment, wouldn’t it be great if there’s some sort of a riot and they have to subdue everybody with tear gas, concussion gernades and rubber bullets.
I want Martha Stewart to go interview Paris during the last days of her stay.
then i want paris to go change her name and find a hilton hotel far far away where she can live in oblivion.
Ok, look. This is getting stupid. This is neither gossip nor news, and NOBODY cares.
Paris Hilton is a washed-up has been piece of nothing that is only perpetuated by YOU, the media.
Knock it off or hang it up already.
“They should put her in a room and let her be alone with her thought.”
Write a diary? This girl never even has a complete thought! She’ll need a ghostwriter for a jailhouse diary – how sad. Besides, it’s going to be awfully boring – every day got up at 6 a.m., had three squares, and went to bed.
ICE CREAM = BULIMIC’S FAVOURITE
MYSTERY SOLOVED.
Wonder if she likes listening to Madonna alot ?
I mean, listen to her live concert album.