WHY IS PARIS STUFFING HERSELF WITH YOGURT AND ICE CREAM?

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Interesting how Paris Hilton has been preparing herself for incarceration: she’s been eating large portions of frozen yogurt or ice cream art least once every day. With toppings galore and no regard for calories. Is she figuring this is what she’ll be yearning for most when she’s behind bars so she’d better get her fill NOW? Or is she fattening herself up because she probably won’t want to eat the food she’s given? We wonder how much money she’ll get for the daily diary she’s sure to write while she’s in jail. And we wonder what will happen to her hair extensions. Three weeks without air conditioning or bathroom privacy is enough to scare US straight.

15 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On May 31, 2007 at

   She played but will she REALLY pay like the average jail bird???

2. By Anonymous
   On May 31, 2007 at

   no air conditioning?
   that doesnt sound right.

3. By Art Chic
   On May 31, 2007 at

   B!tch is bulmic & that stuff is easy to vomit right back up.
   Also for some ‘wholesome’ photo ops so we’ll forget her nekkid crotch shots.

4. By Anonymous
   On May 31, 2007 at

   I’m sure she’s eating her favorite foods knowing that she’ll have to go without for a few weeks. Wish it were longer.

5. By Anonymous
   On May 31, 2007 at

   i wish they didnt handpick her roomate.

6. By Anonymous
   On May 31, 2007 at

   It’s not ice cream, it’s pinkberry. It’s very low-cal fro-yo.

7. By Anonymous
   On May 31, 2007 at

   WHO CARES ABOUT THIS TRASH?!?!

8. By Anonymous
   On May 31, 2007 at

   Please, this skank once again proves how there’s only “justice” for the rich.
   b/c for sure everyone else’s cellmates are hand picked and matched for compatibility,they get their jail time cut in half, are put in a ’special section’…

9. By Sunseeds777
   On May 31, 2007 at

   Watch her come out a dyke…
   She’s going to a minimum security prison where, it’s just like a safe enviroment, wouldn’t it be great if there’s some sort of a riot and they have to subdue everybody with tear gas, concussion gernades and rubber bullets.

10. By Anonymous
    On May 31, 2007 at

    I want Martha Stewart to go interview Paris during the last days of her stay.
    then i want paris to go change her name and find a hilton hotel far far away where she can live in oblivion.

11. By Anonymous
    On May 31, 2007 at

    Ok, look. This is getting stupid. This is neither gossip nor news, and NOBODY cares.
    Paris Hilton is a washed-up has been piece of nothing that is only perpetuated by YOU, the media.
    Knock it off or hang it up already.

12. By Joy Behar
    On June 1, 2007 at

    “They should put her in a room and let her be alone with her thought.”

13. By Anonymous
    On June 1, 2007 at

    Write a diary? This girl never even has a complete thought! She’ll need a ghostwriter for a jailhouse diary – how sad. Besides, it’s going to be awfully boring – every day got up at 6 a.m., had three squares, and went to bed.

14. By NARC
    On June 1, 2007 at

    ICE CREAM = BULIMIC’S FAVOURITE
    MYSTERY SOLOVED.

15. By Sunseeds777
    On June 2, 2007 at

    Wonder if she likes listening to Madonna alot ?
    I mean, listen to her live concert album.

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