WHY MEGAN FOX COULDN’T MARRY BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN FAST ENOUGH

We’re not at ALL surprised that Megan Fox suddenly decided to marry Brian Austin Green. (A tiny ceremony, June 24, at the Four Seasons Hotel in Hawaii.) Gorgeous Megan seems to have lost all her self-confidence and she took the easy and safe way out. She was madly in love with her Transformers costar Shia LaBeouf, but that didn’t work out, and she returned to her longtime BF Brian. It was a shock when she lost her lucrative Transformers 3 job so easily and was REPLACED so quickly by Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Then her movie “Jonah Hex” flopped miserably last week. It was all too much – the insecure Megan grabbed her life support – the reliable Brian, who’s more than willing to take care of her.

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11 thoughts on “WHY MEGAN FOX COULDN’T MARRY BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN FAST ENOUGH

  1. They are both needy and clingy, and it will remain that way until someone richer, younger and better-looking will lure the self-obsessed beauty away.

  2. she’s young and its tough in Hollywood. But she brought the loss of T3 on herself by calling MBay “Hitler”. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you. And I’m sure she’ll get work, but geez, she’s screwed up her face w/ plastic surgery and looks bad. She used to be so pretty.

  3. I did this in the story below by accident. So…

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!….

  4. Shia should thank his lucky stars he is not with this vain fluff-head. Who wants a slutty type that thinks they are God’s gift to the wee wee. I predict Brian will be p-whipped in no time and will cater to her every whim, fearing that she will leave him for a younger stud. 13 years age difference will seem a lot to her after boredom sets in.

  5. Have I missed something? Green seems a pretty decent guy, and – even though no mega-star – he seems financially secure. He also is handsome, far more attractive than the puny anemic-looking leBeouf. Green and Fox make a beautiful couple. And, besides the two have known each other for quite some time now. So Janet, Megan may be running away from a few things, in need of a bit of stability, but she is hardly marrying the gas pump jockey she just met last week and moving into a trailer on the wrong side of the tracks.

  6. They’ve been together for a really long time so I’m not surprised by their quickie ceremony. They look sweet together.

    Megan and plastic surgery don’t mix and she pretty messed up a lovely face. She’s actually playing it smart by being low key.I think at one point she was pretty overexposed and people grew sick of her.

  7. Yes, they’ve been together long enough already, so this is not exactly a big surprise. I don’t know tho,m isn’t his career just about toast by now? I mean, what’s he really been in lately? I think he’s “over.”

    Shia sucks and is a tiny thing hardly worthy of being called a “man.”

    And I don’t know about her, but she does seem way too overexposed and the public seem to be over her and her deformed thumbs. Tick tick tick seems to be her theme song…

  8. no doubt: THESE SORT OF AMERICANS ARE A TRUE SHAME FOR THE COUNTRY!!

  9. If their both happy, leave them be. Why do you need to speculate the reasons that others marry. If you want to be an a-hole, go write for the child porn blogger mario.

  10. He looks like a much better choice than the Boof. Hope they succeed in crazy town.

  11. Pretty much but these two are happily miserable together so they should be married

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